The Mad Guesser

VomitTaster/LicensedSychophant @Los Olvidados.Forced to sing "Kumbaya" at gunpoint. Kicked off junta for hood violations.I pick my nose 1 nostril at a time.

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@MaryLTrump Being President is a big responsibility. San Juan Hill was another international hotspot the Donald focused on today. Needs to defund Happydale.

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@ReillyBelle57 And yet, he's about to be reelected. The very flower of humanity.

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No wheelchairs are allowed in Gaza because Israelis enjoy seeing kids suffer.

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@jgindel We could all use a drop in the bucket to prove manhood or .. something. I forget how that goes.

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@RossKneeDeep That's why they'll run and lose again. They need an outlet for their revenge on America.

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@TheSkepticWiz Maybe it's that God released the Jews but put them on double secret probation.

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@JohnnyAGI Democrats should always refer to Trump as "Baby Dumpling". Except Mamdani, who's one of the few grownups left.

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@DougWahl1 Good to know Democrats want civil war, genocide, and death camps as much as every other American. I was beginning to worry there.

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@Askwhyisit @RoKhanna Sinwar kept Netanyahu out of prison with his hilarious 10/7 antics, so maybe the next one will do the same.

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@jgindel I just hope they don't keep any pets.

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@DougWahl1 Is it that White Supremecist Credit Union? I heard The Proud Boys have their own credit union like ICE does, so they can wear masks in the bank.

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@donkoclock Better to laugh than start WW3, since those are the choices.

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@herotimeszero Trouble is, any job she could get, she'd last about about 3 days before being fired for excessive tantrums.

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@___TheGOOdWitch Actually that's all that Freddy Neitzsche meant when he coined that phrase, after talking with a branding consultant.

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@VaporTechAssoc RFK is bringing back "Smokin' in the Boys' Room" like that 1959 rock song! So in lieu of woke gender castration, school nurses to require 3 packs a day before recess with vitamin A to combat Autism. Tobacco companies to pay Congress 50$ Million each plus a free Epstein concubine!

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@kasthomas The ICE agent who drove away and left him there did say, "It's not my fault. They told me he was dead."

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@kasthomas Shumer and Jeffries will never let any bill get to the foor if AIPAC or ICE vetos it. In fact they won't let any bill get a vote ever, unless it involves more funds to kill people. 220th Democratic Congress will not pass a single bill except vacation adjournments.

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THE UN IS NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE.

They found a mass grave in Gaza filled with the decaying bodies of women and children, their hands zip-tied behind their backs.

AND DID NOTHING.

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@cool_grandad Baby Dumpling needed changing.

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all you need to know about holocaust harris

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@ReillyBelle57 Little Marco said Iran forfeited its free speech right to oppose war crimes committed against them & Gaza and Lebanon when Iran commited them too. But this raises questions of whether it's OK to hire a branding consultant to oppose genocide if the ad man hasn't done it himself.