maddy

not as awesome as colbeezy

[bobby @bobby]

👨🏻 guys, i need to get something off my chest. in 2004 i was driving drunk and ran over a wonan with my truck. not a day goes by that i don't think about her. i'll never forgive myself.

🤠 wonan

🐵 did this mf just say wonan

⠀⠀⠀⠀steve changed the group name to wonan

[maddy @Madddylicious]

@KellyKel233 frig off kel

[maddy @Madddylicious]

we would DIE for the bengals #SeizeTheDEY

[maddy @Madddylicious]

@chrisjlembo wait what i’m confused

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

Listening to podcasts

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

I've been seeing lots of tweets like this so I thought I'd make a lil flowchart to help men figure out if they should be afraid

Have you sexually assaulted any women?
    No                        Yes
     ↓                          ↓
You're fine     You should be terrified

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

the only good thing about the past was that hamburgers cost like a nickel or some shit everything else was gross and terrible

[slick @dlicj]

music magazine interviewer: so youve only got 2 sticks to hit all those different drums
me, drummer: haha not quite. The big one on the bottom I can hit with my foot

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Jeff Flake furiously pushing the close door button while be confronted by sexual assault survivors is an image that perfectly encapsulates the Republican Party

[idk. @ojoscafe]

A thread:

The following set of tweets detail what happened to me coming home Saturday night to University Heights in the BX. I am not doing this for attention/sympathy, but rather to warn the public, especially my fellow women, who may live in the area or know some1 who does.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

whipping up a batch of my famous ice water

[ret @rad_milk]

just like the peel of a fruit, most of the nutrients are found in the breading of the chicken tendy

[jovan @ehjovan]

you ever speed walk just to flex on the elderly

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

If big bird was real we’d kill him in seconds and everyone knows it

[wint @dril]

do any of you know any good lawyers that i can sue you with

[jacob @labreacock]

passengers on the titanic when they ran out of lifeboats https://t.co/ETRri2i5xY

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Today’s major document reveal by Cory Booker confirms what we already suspected:

Kavanaugh has deep anti-choice views and will seek to dismantle, if not completely repeal, Roe v Wade.

CALL YOUR SENATORS and demand they vote NO and #StopKavanaugh:

202-804-8191