Maddie T.

I'm not good at a lot of things, but I sure do try

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

@C_Breezy326 is it just nausea/higher temp from period or is it covid?

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

@savannahjpatton wisdom

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@TessaViolet Manchester music hall

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

@Camchaney325 I read this “honey badgers don’t work” as in function

[lil @heylillie]

My dad sent me this video of his dogs and I cannot stop laughing

[Connor Woods @theconnorwoods]

make this go viral for spooky season 2k19

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

@savannahjpatton

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

Sweet or creepy: a customer named their ring after me so I would be with him when I stop working at the store.

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

Coworker: “You’re gonna hurt yourself with that knife”
Me: *swings knife around/ponytail aggressively hits eye* “ow!”
“Told you so.”
Me: *crying from one eye* No one could have warned me about this
#wilsons

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

Some days you can handle the raw beef and some days you cut you hand on a sink faucet.

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

Ability to communicate emotion: minuscule
Desire to make decisions: lackluster
Preferred method of communication: gif-no real thought required
Unless I have coffee

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

What does it say that my main takeaway from working in food service so far is washing beneath my fingernails?

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

Explain to me how Jabba the hut and emperor palpatine are different people.

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@ccamp54 I feel good about this

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Best part of getting wished a happy Mother’s Day: I didn’t have to have kids

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

“12.51 is your change...” *gets distracted by quarter*
“Ma’am?”
“Oh, sorry, I got distracted by the back of this quarter. Turns out, it’s burial mounds in Iowa! How about that?”
#thewilsonsway

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

When people ask me how to spell my last name, I remember all the websites I've signed up for where I spelled my own name wrong and just tell them to do their best. Unless, of course, it's a bank. Never tell a bank the wrong spelling of your last name.

[Maddie T. @Madeline_Shea]

@springkylz that seems like an achievable goal

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@alexsimpsonnnn *trips on snow*I