Surreal Madrid

Lefty. Hate Tories and FPTP, the system that allows Tories to govern. #rejoinEU

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

I no longer offer voting recommendations. But I would make the serious point that a Binface victory in Clacton would be a major setback for the racist right in Britain.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

I'm absolutely loving Binface. He would be a fantastic addition to Parliament. I'm only sad that I don't live in Clacton, so I can't vote for him.

[Jay @JibbaJabb]

Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "

Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "

#lbc #farage #clacton @CountBinface

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@TakeNoSht1 @MatthewStadlen Scared?

Sorry, we're too busy laughing 😃

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@TLDwrites @MatthewStadlen Go for it. I'm sure they could do with a good laugh.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@Johntearney1 @ElectCalculus @PLMRLtd 34% voted Labour at the last GE. Just so you know.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@ThomasJCJones @CollinsMikeyc @KevinASchofield Again, you would know more about that than me. If I were you, I would quit while I was behind!

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@HolyoakeJ14576 are you really going to try and convince the public that a man with a bin on his head is the 'establishment'?

Could this ridiculous farce get any funnier?🤣🤣🤣

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@JWinslow4Harlow A battle between the same old 2 parties? No.

It's a battle between a shifty chancer and a man with a bin on his head, and the whole world is laughing at the shifty chancer.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@FreedomMatty Farage is now going to spend the next few weeks campaigning against a man with a bin on his head. And he's going to try to convince us all that Binface is the establishment.

This has become the funniest political story of all time, and Nazi Nige brought it all on himself 🤣🤣🤣

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@EssexPR They've already beaten him by not standing. As a result, he's now going to spend the next few weeks campaigning against a man with a bin on his head.

And the best bit is that he's brought the whole hilarious saga on himself 🤣

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😂 Who doesn’t love Team Belgium mocking Trump’s Double Jerk-Off Dance in their locker room after annihilating USA 4-1?

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@mikeerwydd1968 All of which were declared as per the rules. Nazi Nige chose to hide his bungs. There's the difference.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@Msbmail01Brady @dave43law What a shock you're in for when you realise that Farage campaigning for the next few weeks against a man with a bin on his head is not good publicity.

The rest of us are all laughing our arses off already 🤣

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@ThomasJCJones @CollinsMikeyc @KevinASchofield Maybe. But your dad's clearly a cunt who failed to raise his kids properly.

So there's that 🤣

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@Nigel_Farage Getting Gary Glitter's endorsement isn't the win you think it is!😀

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@_HeleneLand @CollinsMikeyc @KevinASchofield 🤣🤣🤣

The greatest thing about this tweet is that you're far too thick to realise why it's hilarious 😂

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

Hi @UKLabour you might be interested in having a word with this illiterate shite. Defamation laws still exist.

[“Warren Greaves — Voice of Truth.” — Truth Finder™ @higgins25995]

@PaulCoxComedy CLACTON: STAND WITH NIGEL FARAGE.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@higgins25995 @PaulCoxComedy 🤣🤣🤣

Claxton???🤣

And if I were you I would alert your lawyers given that you've just defamed a large portion of the Labour Party.

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@PaulCoxComedy What a pile of shite.

If he wins as everyone expects, there's no gain for Farage at all, the Parliamentary enquiry resumes, and the scrutiny continues.

And if he loses to a man with a bin on his head.........that would be the funniest political victory of all time 🤣🤣🤣

[Surreal Madrid @MadridSurreal]

@SpennySnoopDog @drdavidbull This by election is entirely down to Farage. He saw it as a chance to defeat the 'establishment', but they called his bluff and left him up against a man with a bin on his head.

If he wins, it changes nothing, and the Parliamentary enquiry will resume.

But if he loses....😁