Justin Simon

Security Architecture and Engineering Manager. Jack of some trades. Expert Technology hater. Not a real cat. Infosec, D&D, gaming, and cooking.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@RealDealDiPirro @indieannatv We have a separate splunk instance to splunk splunk. The splunk's splunk is splunked by the production splunk. We use syslog to log the systems, so if splunk and splunk's splunk are both down, we use syslog's system logs to find out why.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

I'm never really sure if they want me to say, "fine" or really tell them. Especially when friends say it.

[Lauren Melissa Ellzey (she/her) @autienelle]

Empty phrases like, "How are you?" are social nightmares for many autistics. Turns out, these confusing greetings are called phatic language, and they drive a wedge between autistic/allistic communication. 🧵

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@RedTheRabbit @Shahrazad1001 @heWIZARD I have a similar one. I used to hide inside it when I was a kid. Once I fell asleep in it. Totally haunted, but it was a bro. Kept bad ghosts away.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@WhiskiedGinger @cioontherun That does look great! You can get those grill lines by using a grilling basket. Also helps when you are grilling filets that flake, like cod, so they don't break apart when you flip them.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@A_W_McNamara Red axolotl. Not mad at all.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@hacks4pancakes I'm going to give this a serious look.

[Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes]

One of our infosec brethren makes these ridiculous gaming tables and after seeing them, I wish I could fit one in my home. Show him some love if you’re in the market for one? https://t.co/DI2mbUtfWj

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@mattcolville I remember having this exact conversation back in 1990

[ThirdWall @WalltheThird]

Flip The Switch is out now! https://t.co/pidwbq3sN3

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@JimGilsinn I'll take one, thanks!

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@kevincollier You load 16 tons (of boxes) and what do you get?
Another day older, and deeper in debt.
St. Peter don't you call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the Amazon store.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@JenKatWrites On the bright side, the script pocket in jeans will be useful again.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@Geoppetto @TynanSylvester Blows my 1100 hours out of the water!

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@LawrenceAH2 @BenVB3 @Whitney_McN I left NMCI mess long ago, but it sounds like it hasn't gotten any better in the last 15 years or so.

[Megan Fox @glassbottommeg]

SkateBIRD is OUT on Steam, Itch, Xbox, Switch, and Amazon Luna!

https://t.co/psjUH8BxSB

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@drunkenny1 Dat MSD of 3 Health.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@TimMedin And this is why GRC people get a bad rap.

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@varcharr Sounds like the important message here it to Trust yourself.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@matthewmercer Too meta...

[Justin Simon @Maeltac]

@Zortt1 @matthewmercer That's the kind of thing that can spawn "chair" moments. One suspicious detail the party focuses on, and all of the sudden, the whole campaign takes an unexpected and massive turn.