KHRIs

|Architecture|Real Estate| PM| B P L

[KHRIs @MaestroDesign_]

1. Curating a reliable circle — intentional group of people purely for growth.

2. Partnering with homeowners, investors and developers to build smarter and better.

3. Investing more of my earnings so I can retire in the next 10 years.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Please share with me what you will be doing to improve your life next year.

[KHRIs @MaestroDesign_]

@Highteaspeaks 😅🤣🤣

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@Highteaspeaks No worries. Please bring full gists from Caribana when you attend

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@HansLandaQ @Highteaspeaks I wonder oo.

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@dadumeta @SolaTheAnalyst Loaded Farmers Wrap.

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@Morris_Monye The spirit they were trying to summon showed up

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@festus27855 @CaptainArinze All you need to do is some research.

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@CruiseOsimma @osemagnum Snow na just vibes ooo. Winter is not the best weather 😒

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@iamcomputer__ Don't you like assertive candidates anymore?
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@CaptainArinze The Cummins C450N6 or the Perkins 4012-46TWG3A are both designed for continuous industrial use and well suited for Africa.

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@CaptainArinze A CNG powered generator as primary power source & diesel as optional backup will drive down his fueling costs significantly. CNGs are low maintenance,quieter,cleaner and can deliver same load requirement to run the hotel.

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@Real_JerryN We need to fill two more slots to ensure that all regions are well represented.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife and I finally got an offer accepted on a house and hired a home inspector.

I thought he'd just walk around and make sure the roof wasn't actively caving in.

Instead, a guy named Gary showed up with a tactical utility belt, an infrared camera, and the demeanor of a homicide detective.

Gary spent 6 hours meticulously documenting every structural sin committed in the last 50 years.

He handed me a 90-page PDF report that was color-coded by severity.

The whole document was basically just red.

He noted that the slope of the driveway deviates by two degrees, which could cause pooling during a catastrophic hundred-year flood.

I live in a landlocked state.

He pointed his thermal camera at a window and told me I was losing an unacceptable amount of ambient heat.

I told him the window was open.

He wrote that down as a critical mechanical failure.

He took me to the basement to look at the HVAC unit.

He shined his flashlight on a single speck of dust and asked if I was prepared for the respiratory consequences of poor filtration.

I asked him if the furnace actually worked.

He sighed deeply and said it functions, but it lacks the efficiency of a modern heat pump.

We moved to the electrical panel where Gary put on thick rubber gloves like he was about to defuse a bomb.

He told me the wiring was technically up to code but ethically questionable.

I don't know how electricity can lack morals, but Gary seemed very disappointed in the circuit breaker.

Finally, he found a tiny crack in the garage floor.

He used a digital caliper to measure it and informed me the foundation is undergoing micro-settlement.

Every house on earth is undergoing micro-settlement.

We're on a spinning rock in space, Gary.

I asked him for a bottom-line assessment on whether we should buy the property.

He looked me dead in the eye and said the house is technically habitable but still compromised.

I paid him $600 for this psychological warfare.

We're still going to buy the house.

I'm just going to live in constant fear that maybe Gary was right.

[KHRIs @MaestroDesign_]

@waletobi1 @CaptainArinze The message in the tweet flew over your head obviously 🙄

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@Maazijnr I have a friend ( He is Igbo), he has 3 kids under four. He is 34 years old. 😎😎

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@treatpworld They're looking for screenwriters and editors

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@EmekaTalks12147 Congratulations! I can send you spare baby jumper and bassinet,my son has two...
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@UnkleAyo @KratosAmigo Omo! Nothing is going to get you to leave Monday's jugular.
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@GeorgeGalazy @SolaTheAnalyst Haha, smells like Brampton
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@davido Ostrich behavior