The Magic Berry Peddler

ex big 4 auditor turned Portfolio Manager. Value Investor who despises charlatans, cults, and illogical thinking.

[ValueAnalyst @ValueAnalyst1]

ELON MUSK IS FUCKED 🪦
AND I'M HERE FOR IT 🍿
SHORT $TSLA $SPCX

[Thomas Thornton @TommyThornton]

If you are an $NVDA shareholder and also hold $TSLA and $SPCX, and you didn't expect key-man risk with Jensen, it's 100x more dangerous with Elon.

[Rob Schmied @rschmied]

Wait what?

Musk had relationships with several women at SpaceX, report reveals https://t.co/5CA7W4Sl9V

[Kuppy @hkuppy]

He’s gonna exit stage left, right before it all blows. He’s pulling a Lou Pai…

[Motorhead @BradMunchen]

This type of FSD crash is no longer just an "edge case". Working on the AI team at Tesla must be like getting paid to play whack-a-mole 24/7.

$TSLA

[Gordon Johnson @GordonJohnson19]

$TSLA liable for fraud, according to CA judge. cc: @SECGov

[Hiro Protagonist (至大) @augeeidos]

Elon Musk is basically the king of Wonder-Spam. Every time some old promise starts looking bad and the investors start getting spooked, there is suddenly some bigger, shinier thing to talk about instead.

Claiming is free. Checking is expensive.

Deadline coming up? Claim getting stale? Roll out the flying Roadster, the battery swap demo, the Cybercab event, whatever. By the time people finish picking apart one claim, four more are already in orbit.

The audit queue refills faster than it drains.

Why dodge scrutiny when you can just out-produce it?

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

The only difference between Elizabeth Holmes and Elon Musk is that Holmes scams rich people and Musk scams poor people.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

If Elizabeth Holmes is in jail for lying to investors, why isn’t Elon Musk?

[AJ Investment Research @alojoh]

Tesla Cybertruck discontinued
Tesla S/X discontinued
Tesla Dojo discontinued
Tesla Solar tiles discontinued
Tesla lower cost vehicle discontinued (before it launched)
Tesla roadster (let's not even talk about that)
Tesla Giga Mexico discontinued

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Tesla knows it will never be able to deliver Unsupervised "FSD" that millions of us were promised.

Its cheaper to cancel the vehicles than offer refunds or buybacks.

Elon knows the SEC is coming.

Not because he's a republican. But because he's a liar.

Bookmark this tweet.

[PebMets @PebMet1]

If @elonmusk got it so wrong, (or lied), about CyberTruck, (i.e. demand, future models, etc.), it makes me wonder how much he knowingly is mis-representing the capabilities of Starship over at @SpaceX .

[The Magic Berry Peddler @MagicBerryInc]

@elonmusk Congratulations on the biggest flop in automotive history 🥂🍾

[The Magic Berry Peddler @MagicBerryInc]

@TashaARK The most shameless “analyst” I’ve ever seen. You are a joke to the investing profession as a whole and I’m embarrassed you are still employed

[李方 @Aming77322]

首富马斯克，可以说是数十年来我所看到的最水的首富

他大把大把花出去完全不是自己挣的钱，都是股市上依靠传奇故事吸来的投资人的钱

他的实业赚取的利润不及他花出去十分之一

Space X是一个理想主义的吞金兽，却不能回报投资人

他的屁股底下，庞大的企业和资本帝国，很可能就是一个庞氏骗局

这个巨型泡沫会破裂！

[The Magic Berry Peddler @MagicBerryInc]

@farzyness Elon, you, Omar, and sawyer are all going to jail for securities fraud. Don’t drop the soap bitch.

[rugbylawyer @Tesler914]

Elon @elonmusk , why did you delete the post below? 👇

[George Noble @gnoble79]

The AI bulls are right about the tech, but they're going to lose a fortune.

The internet changed the world too, and Global Crossing and Nortel shareholders still lost everything.

Great product. TERRIBLE business.

[Motorhead @BradMunchen]

The Senate can subpoena NHTSA to unredact all of Tesla's ADAS crash data. 👍

cc: @jamestalarico @GinaHinojosaTX

$TSLA $TSLAQ

[The Magic Berry Peddler @MagicBerryInc]

@TheCaptainEli Take Elons cock out of your mouth and get a new cult leader.