Magic_Blue_Smoke

Somehow, I strayed and lost my way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends – not even time to make amends.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@multiplanet1 I wonder if the Russians who screwed up that deal are still alive?

Probably threw themselves out of windows, after shooting themselves in the head 2-3 times.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@visegrad24 @atwitty2 “Look at the bolt protruding from my chest!! I’ve been shot with a crossbow!”

“I don’t think you have mate”

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@BurtMaclin_FBI One of the best follows I’ve found. Pure gold

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@BreannaMorello I don’t think he did mate.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@K3TripleR Did a bunch of Sad Hams roll up to his house, prepared for any situation?

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@Dunetsk @WeaponOutfitter Can we still use a rock or something to lean it against?

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@nypost Oh come on… EVERYBODY has, at one time or anothor, contemplated threats/violence when “that guy” starts microwaving some vile shit, and stinking up the entire office.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@terryschappert Well of course. If your community is a group of criminals, then you’re going to have beef with the people arresting you.

And the police can also be tools of tyranny, and oppress innocent people for political reasons. The East German Stasi were the poster-children for this.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@pawan_pangali @RupertLowe10 Maybe because the family helped conceal evidence, and tried to cover-up the murder?

Are you utterly daft? Look at the facts of the case. Give them a long prison sentence, and then deport them.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@monsterhunter45 Had me at hello.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@frogein Dude… everybody loves watermelon. That’s not just a black thing.

Y’all don’t get to claim all the good food, and leave white-bread-and-mayo-sandwiches for the rest of us. Nuh uh. Not happening.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@ArmedJ0y Infidelity is a deep character flaw.

Let’s not pretend it’s anything but.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@streetbrawls97 He put his bare ass on the man’s car.

That merits at least a few more swings.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@Luce_sub_mari @NativeIndianDog Missed that. My bad.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@vpopulimedia @ronin21btc Nobody has 12L of blood in their body.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@harry_mcgroin “Shoot his diiick!”

“The ole’ dick shot!”

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@Chicago_Goofies Rage-bait bullshit on her part. Renew your membership at the register like everybody else, and pay for your own shit.

TFOH with this.

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@xnoesbueno B-b-b-b-but…. ETHICS!!!111

[Magic_Blue_Smoke @MagicBlueSmoke1]

@HicksCBER Infantrydort lives rent-free in your head. His very existence offends you, and if he didn’t exist, you would have to invent him.