👻cool hip dad👻

I'm a dad for hire

[kalasevsky @kalasevsky]

No, it’s fine, I just didn’t expect Liet-Kynes to be Chinese

[the night gardener @fwflacko]

Shit is spot on lol

[👻cool hip dad👻 @MagicTheDad]

Feel blessed to find my stash of buisness cards @telepathics made me for me over a decade ago 🙏

[⁎⁺dephy ✩彡 @sillydeph]

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager

[⁷⁷ @jasarchive22]

i forgot that since Cadillac is American that means they will let Bottas do dumb shit again unlike Mercedes

[Mike Carolla @SJTimes13]

Bautisa at #1 is factual but Cena is a far superior actor to Johnson

[dediszed @zedizn0tded]

"ppl dont realize how scary stranger things actually is"

[Em Cohen gazafunds.com @EmCohen_]

"Get rid of your DVDs/CDs/vinyls, streaming exists."
"Get rid of your books, you can get eBooks."
"Throw out your cookbooks, there are recipes online."
"Get rid of your physical media, which you actually own and which can't be edited/deleted, and rely on unstable alternatives."

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

Honestly any food service job really. And yes, the religious crowd on Sundays REALLY IS the absolute worst and the worst shift to work

[Quattro (Weiss's Husband) @QuattroMKII]

In all of human history, there's only been *3* major nuclear disasters, that being Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and Fukushima.

Of these, only Chernobyl remains dangerous, largely due to Soviet incompetence during the initial design of the facility and the response to the disaster.

Most of Fukushima has been cleared as 'safe' by the Japanese government starting 2022. The difference in background radiation levels around Fukushima prefecture compared to other major Japanese cities is so marginal, it might as well not exist.

In the decade between Fukushima and today, more radioactive material and pollutants are put into the atmosphere through fossil fuel burning and lithium mining/processing than through the operation of all the nuclear power plants around the world, combined.

I am not pretending that the mass adoption of nuclear power is "going green". It factually is.

[👻cool hip dad👻 @MagicTheDad]

@BrandonRussom70 @Dexerto I love Gold Ship so much

[👻cool hip dad👻 @MagicTheDad]

They think the show is bad? Being in an actual kitchen is far far more vulgar lol

[christian @dabongohead]

the reason I can't get through a single episode of that show

[byte @bloodbytez]

me watching the CIA pull up an ai generated video of me committing a crime that they made

[👻cool hip dad👻 @MagicTheDad]

@BrandonRussom70 @ricksteeezy Don't give me ideas

[druid @druinsected]

Whenever people say "save the bees!" and mean honeybees i lose a bit of sanity

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

Bourdain did a tribute to Waffle House over Vivaldi. He talked about how In n Out is better than C*caine. He celebrated Michelin Stars and neighborhood joints equally. He despised food porn. Idk who "Snoozy Weiss" is but they sound lame and ignorant.

[👻cool hip dad👻 @MagicTheDad]

@FanAmpFantasyHQ Im running LL this week, and am expecting merc to lose me value. Thankfully I've built budget better than average, so ill live with the minor hit thankfully!

[𝕄𝔼𝕋 🇵🇹🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇭🇷🇪🇸 @BernabeuNights]

“This is your office, not a playground”

Calm down boomer, this sport is 20 kids having the time of their lives while being competitive.

We invite useless celebrities every weekend. At least Kimi’s classmates are passionate and want to be there without getting paid.

[👻cool hip dad👻 @MagicTheDad]

@F1FantasyEuan No negative saved me majorly this week! Have $111 right now, gonna try and go budget build mode again in prep for LL in Monaco maybe?