Magnus Macintyre

Writer. Venture capitalist. Done some other things. Constantly amused by woodlice.

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@SOrbit31914 Henry Winkler is not dead.

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@timkeyperson Looks terrific.

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When the middle aged couple in a TV drama are more than ten years younger than me, I feel sad and angry.

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@AdamCSharp Compatible mononyms:
Handel and Shaft
Socrates and Schubert
Monet and Banksy

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@JamesBlunt James Bluck?

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@RevRichardColes @jamespriceglos Quite right. Also, you could point out that it's a projection, not a fact. (The P after 2024.)

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@SoVeryBritish Top ten puns about death.

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@historyinmemes If only he had a bison.

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@tew1984 Magnus Meander.

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@philippa_east No parent would have missed half a bottle of Dubonnet from the drinks cabinet decanted into a jam jar.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Vault beef

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@GylesB1 To be fair, and no offence, but let's unpack this going forward. At the end of the day it literally is what it is.

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As a violist, my music brain finds this magnificent.

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@ProjectLincoln Disinturd
Dirty Sanchez Goggles
Sweaty Sewer

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@NickCohen4 Did you read the piece?

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@SoVeryBritish "Wilson!"

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@colinphoenix May I recommend this Corries song to you: https://t.co/RkA9Ny1FQ1

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@nicholas_hogg Not by my calcs. Just slightly less than one football field each.

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@hellothisisivan Imagine the research that went into this.

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@PhelpsieSarah Hi Sarah. Go and buy an Elf Bar. That'll stop you freaking out if you're running low. Then order from Apollo Vapes a decent system and choose from the tobacco flavours. Tick down from 18mg to 12 to 6 to 3 over 6 months or more, and you won't even notice. X