Major Apollo Tom

TabbyFromTheValley. Ideas above his space station. Watching the creatives. Don't ask me to skateboard I'm not a dog. Once lost now found.

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For those who find themselves very much alone this Xmas @jacksons_lane has for many years given a warm welcome. A venue close to my family's heart we have donated to this campaign, please support their good work by making a donation which will be doubled. https://t.co/VpxVXBBxmh

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@RoyalMailHelp Family member wants to know where their delivery's been sent as it ain't at their requested Post office.

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Seems @RoyalMailHelp can't seem to grasp that a request to deliver to the local @PostOffice means just that. Not to try and deliver again to the house. LifeOnPlanetStupid

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@ilovenostalgia Slid, Sardines - Love em! Meow!

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@K9Finn I salute you sir. Enjoy the next chapter.

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@ilovenostalgia Flash bulbs

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@ilovenostalgia ...He killed the car!

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#MidsomerMurders spoilt with a cameo plug for ThisMorning. @itv just don't get it and shame on the MM producers for being useful idiots. Flogging a dead horse on the back of premium TV content.

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@BBCBreakfast Closing the government's COI was a mistake. Many children and adults learnt about everyday danger through the ads and still remember the advice today.

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Slept through InternationalCatDay.

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

We're sad to say that Warren Ford, who created the Yorkshire Tea blend, has passed away. He made a huge contribution to our business & the trade, always had a story to tell & was a regular face in our Tea Tasting Room over 5 decades.

Thank you, Warren. You'll be dearly missed.

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I want the Bird back. @Twitter

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True to form like every Sat they've done it again. Only council I know that leaves more mess than it collects. Not like this in Highgate. Meanwhile @FlintshireCC have been bragging about their #CouncilTax collection rates. Hmm... https://t.co/D86GfSOh9T

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Seems @FlintshireCC refuse collection hate their jobs so much they leave a bigger mess than they collect. Laughable when there's a 'Keep Flintshire Tidy' FB page. The elderly resident has Parkinsons & always puts the bins out neatly. Here's how staff behave. #Lazy #Disrespectful

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@YorkshireTea @joseph44214 Thinks it's catnip.

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It's #NationalHugYourCatAndGiveThemaSausageDay. Whoever made this up is pure genius. #CatsOfTwitter

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@joewarwick Aww Bless. https://t.co/r2XAjKA6M2

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@MattCainWriter @hglasstone Duvets with reversible patterns were made for this.

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@MattCainWriter @hglasstone Neither. You neatly roll the top part of the duvet back on itself.

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Us cats require no crown to be trated like royalty. Enjoying, a marvellous and very royal #Caturday and let's remember - A Cat may look at a King. #LongLiveTheKing #Coronation