Mallory Howell

Welcome to my life, where every meal is a banquet and every day is a holiday! Proud two time OSU alumna

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@UPS I need help tracking a shipment from @Shutterfly. It was estimated to be at my house last Wednesday. There hasn’t been an update since the 17th. Help! Where is it?

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@courtneyg113 Hahahaha I only opened it because it had a notification on it and I wanted it to go away! But I’m glad I can support your cause lol

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@courtneyg113 Are you tweeting now? Is this a thing again? Or did you ever stop?

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@Starbucks I accidentally put in the wrong email address on a Starbucks e-card. How can I fix that?

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@Uber_Support I accidentally put money into my cash instead of adding a gift card. How can I fix that? I didn’t want to add from my personal bank account

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

My husband’s first Tech experience!! #TogetherWeSwarm

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

#thebachelor

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@MelOrawks https://t.co/o6BsoXspep

[Jerod Howell @HowellJerod]

@MalOliver https://t.co/BPZPrl3XxG

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@courtneyg113 whaaaaaaat?!

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@CoorsLight where's the summer brew?! It was my favorite last summer!! 😭😫😖

[Kid President @iamkidpresident]

Dance or dance not. There is no try.

[Hulu @hulu]

It's an auto-tuned #Festivus miracle! Get the pole out of the crawl space and turn up the sound.
https://t.co/CTnPf0EL7P

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Bill Snyder was born on October 7, 1939.

Also on October 7, 1939? The last time Baylor won at Oklahoma State. (h/t @RedditCFB)

[Jerod Howell @HowellJerod]

Hey @MalOliver did you wash your finger? #ladyinthebackground

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

This girl is getting married tomorrow!! I'm so stinkin excited I can… https://t.co/gp16LdugQf

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Is Oscar still homeless or is it performance art now?

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

I got to meet Serge Ibaka last night.. What'd you do? #Thunder… https://t.co/GG5HugUXie

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

@tamronhall Where is your dress from today?!!?? Soo stinking cute!! 😍

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

"Don't Let the Pigeon in Kindergarten!" By Miss Oliver's Class
My kids wrote things the Pigeon would… https://t.co/mpIp0w7woZ

[Mallory Howell @MalOliver]

Gotta love getting slimed in the name of Cancer Research! #PuddingEverywhere #KinderLife https://t.co/0XkAef9W1U