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[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@bertie_lakeland Preaching to - sorry, make that barking at - the choir!

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@servicerotties Share the Gold!

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

…proving, if proof were needed, that Gibbons wrote a tenor solo. An alto would have enough empathy to ask the scond question.

[In Quires and Places Where They Meme @QuireMemes]

How art thou?

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@DrFrancisYoung The thing with Orval is that it improves greatly if you can manage to leave it to age (approx 18 months) in the bottle. (Just in time I worked out not to write c.18 - that would just have confused you, and suggested an even longer time)

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@bunsenbernerbmd Hope the Bunsen family see this - my English Springer Henry had a very similar-sounding watery sac thing years ago. Surgery fixed it. Hope the same for the big guy.

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@bunsenbernerbmd Just wanted to say that my English Springer Henry had something very similar-sounding - a strange fluid-filled sac in his abdomen. And the good news was that surgery sorted it out. So here’s hoping for the big guy!

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@PatrickAllies The Lambeth Choirbook, however, goes to Costa…

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

…off-duty vicars, or mafiosi…

[Richard Bratby @RichardBratby]

Lots of orchestras ditching evening dress these days. Funny how decades of debate about how to make concert attire more engaging, modern etc has resulted in everyone dressed in all-over black, as if they're stagehands trying to be invisible, or are going to a minimalist funeral.

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@DrFrancisYoung And there was me thinking “The Two Chairmen” pub in Westminster was just a description of a wild meeting…

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@RachelStaunton “Too many tenors” is a fine example of the logical structure called a category error.

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

Nope. I still haven’t seen any rabbits…

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@sober8675309 @AllyTaft Same for me, but only 30 years and counting.

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@NoContextBrits No, you’re all getting it wrong. It is “better than half price” - but for Sky, not the customer.

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@StevenIsserlis I loved his line in one of his Masterclass broadcasts - “It should fly. Like a bird not a Boeing!”

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@PatrickAllies Since yesterday was the 3rd Monday of Lent, has to be Wylkynson’s Magnificat antiphon “Ihesus autem transiens”

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@PatrickAllies Weirdly, I got a recommended post just below this entitled “The power of biscuits”. Maybe the algorithm is onto something…

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@CTFC_Mandarin @ctfc_hEaLeR @MarkHalliwell1 Does she do tips on the horses as well?

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

⁦@QuireMemes⁩ This might - just might- be a good show.

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

My neighbour’s cat Jeffrey is going to be upset about your “no Rejoice in the Lamb” rule…

[In Quires and Places Where They Meme @QuireMemes]

"Their horses also are swifter than leopards."
"Neither delighteth he in any man's legs."
"O soft self-wounding pelican."

What are the weirdest things we sing?

(No points for suggesting Britten's Rejoice in the Lamb. It's too obvious.)

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

@CTFC_Mandarin …and unlike your five, Tim

[malcolm lowe @MalcolmAnExpert]

“Your call is important to us”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What’s a very British five-word horror story?

I’ll start:

“Say a bit about yourself”