Malcom Kahn

I tell dad jokes despite the fact that I'm not a father

[Spencer Pryor @thespencerpryor]

A little late but, I just watched the GOT S7 finale. I'm currently concerned for America and Westeros.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

#FakeNews is also fun to say to your girlfriend after she orgasms

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

"Those Jews wasted a lot of water taking all those showers"

-Donald Trump

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

I like when Trump's advisors quit and then he bashes them on Twitter. It reminds me of my 12 year old cousin when his girlfriend dumped him.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

Are ALT-left comedians also super in right now?

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

The cast of SNL are the only people benefiting from Trump's Presidency #impeachtrump

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

The world need less hate and more weed

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

How bout we dump Trump

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

#ripsarafletcher She hated me but she was hot af. I'm so sorry Fletcher Fam.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

https://t.co/vMhuDXKQOG
WINTER IS HERE! Spoiler alert 🚨:
I end up on the Iron Throne

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

No one looks back at their life and remembers the night they got plenty of sleep.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

@erinfletcher85 I never liked you

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

The youngest child always rebels against his parents which means Barron Trump will probably become the most wonderful human of all time.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

Hey @erinfletcher85 , if you have time to retweet me then you have time to call me back.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

Sex is like golf, it's boring if you only play one hole.