Ra's al hul

Turning lemonade into lemons since 1994 & Part-time lyrical genius!

[Ra's al hul @Mali__94]

When your mum says there is food at home

#doestheshoefit

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Sofascore Football @Sofascore]

🇪🇬 | Farewell to a King

Most goals in the Premier League since Mohamed Salah joined Liverpool:

🥇 191 – Mohamed Salah
🥈 135 – Harry Kane

Most assists in the Premier League since Mohamed Salah joined Liverpool:

🥇 93 – Mohamed Salah
🥈 91 – Kevin De Bruyne

Most goal involvements in the Premier League since Mohamed Salah joined Liverpool:

🥇 284 – Mohamed Salah
🥈 173 – Heung-min Son

It's been an absolute pleasure, Mo! 🫡

[Jonny Tickle @jonnytickle]

During the 2018 World Cup in Russia, trains were free and included in your match ticket. You could take a 23-hour train from Moscow to Sochi. Sad to see FIFA letting the US get away with this nonsense

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Mind you, when Salah was on a run of 12 consecutive PL games with a goal or assist (scoring in 11 of them), contributing 23 G/A in those 12 games, with at least one goal AND assist in 6 of them, you called Cole Palmer the best player in the league.

Funny.

[𝑵𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒓 @nas1rs]

Averaging 45 games every season while delivering 20+ goals with 10 assists. What a freak 🤣🤣

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

3 *legendary level* seasons in 2017/18, 2021/22 & 2024/25 with 5 other world class seasons in between.His 2024/25 season was the best ever season from a PL attacker. He came as a lightning quick winger then became an all-round creative & goalscoring monster. Mo Salah = greatness.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Since 2017-18, Mohamed Salah ranks 1st in the Premier League for:

Goals (189)
Assists (92)
Open Play Chances Created (534)
Shots (1,104)
Shots on Target (480)
Touches in the Opposition Box (2,717)

Relentless.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

The govt's Student Loan Plan 2 repayment freeze in April 2027 must be reversed. It isn't moral.

I'm concerned that my debate with Kemi Badenoch this morning distracts from the most immediate problem. In April 2027 Rachel Reeves will freeze the Plan 2 student loan threshold until 2030 which by then will increase graduate repayments by £300/yr more.

This is effectively a unilateral negative breach of the student loan contract. Students were told the threshold would rise with average earnings. No commercial lender would be allowed to do this. The govt shouldn't do it either.

Changing the terms of future students loans is a political decision - people may not like it but it is transparent. Negatively changing the terms of contracts already signed, and long in place, is a breach of natural justice.

[Jimmy Murphy @JimmyMu35984013]

So hang on a sec, Liverpool got the most clean sheet 2 years in row from 2005/06 to 2006/07 playing against ‘all time great strikers’ with Jamie Carragher as centre back

But people think VVD wouldn’t survive in that era🤣🤣🤣.

Get to fuck😆

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Just going to pretend this never happened yeah?

Salah’s debut season will never be beaten.

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

Top 1 funniest moment this year. I was creasing for a month straight 😂😂😂

[Razor Marone @Streettough]

My water bill went up 35% this year. There is still shit in the water. There is still no-one in prison

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

[Jack Meenan @jackmeenan15]

Premier League spending over the past 5 years.

With the signings of Isak and (potentially) Guehi, Liverpool will move from 6th to…6th.

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Chiesa kills me. He's come in and witnessed nothing but movies for 12 months while hardly kicking a ball.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A brilliant free-kick from Szobo…

[Ra's al hul @Mali__94]

HOLD THATTT #FreeIsak

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Salah clapping with The Kop as they sing Diogo’s song ❤️

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Kevin Adams @AshesVictory]

Stuart Broad talking about Root getting 100s in tests 3,4 & 5 as a sign of Root's greatness. "You don't want someone getting 100 in the first test then disappearing for the rest of the series" Inadvertently described exactly what Ollie Pope does.