Mallorie Rosenbluth

Mrs. Valentine. Sam's mom. Social media/content/creative/brand strategy/influencer pro. Currently: helping SMBs at @Meta (tweets, mine)

[Mallorie Rosenbluth @MallorieRose]

@Shutterfly Just sent

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@Shutterfly my order was “waiting for carrier pickup” on Dec 8. It’s been 2 weeks and no change or updates. Can someone help?!

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@hm_custserv is this sweater available? Models wear it but only in listings for pants and i can’t track it down… thanks!

[Mallorie Rosenbluth @MallorieRose]

@everywhereist Check out Sistah SciFi - Seattle-founded online book seller featuring Afro-futurism novels. Isis is the founder - Black LQBTQIA+ woman. Has so many great reads in the sci-fi genre! Shop small!

[Mallorie Rosenbluth @MallorieRose]

All i do is make money and then give it someone else.

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@bekiweki @Advita_p Ugh still SO much work to do in this space!

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@kvdveganbeauty you used to make a red shade called Bachelorette - but have since discontinued. It was the PERFECT everyday red. Anything in your line similar???? (It was the studded lipstick)

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@helenstravels wow-wow! so clever! cc @dvpuppets

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@ChaseSupport i had points returned to my (closed) accounts (48000+) and would like to redeem them for cash but am not able to. can you help?

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The quaintest thing about the suburbs is surely the bunnies 🐰

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Being a homeowner is just opening and closing your shades every day until you die

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@budlight @aliya_max

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@Macys waiting for a response to a DM - it’s been 14 business days since you received by return and i haven’t been issued a refund yet. Please reply

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@hansonmusic What’s there to celebrate? Can’t believe what blazing racists you are and that i ignored it for years.

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@FelixGuzmanJr Oh no! Time to socially distance and eat snacks/ drink beer in jersey 🥳

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No no, we said “Party in the USA”

[New York Post @nypost]

National anthem should be changed to John Lennon's 'Imagine,' activists say https://t.co/Bn32tZceCp

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@Missayyyyyyy Apparently mine has ties?? Is this a thing that works??

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i bought a duvet cover

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people who own duvet covers are sociopaths.

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@slayerroly this is how i feel about myself literally all the time :P

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@hansonmusic There is a question. You’re a massive disappointment.