Mallory Eisenstein

Thought for food

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@billyeichner 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Don’t know who this dude is but he broke that shit DOWN!! Listen especially the ones that need to hear it!!

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

🤣👏🏻👏🏻💯

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

It’s terrifying 😆🤦🏻‍♀️‼️

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I can't believe the difference between decency and racism is this fucking close.

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@malcolmkenyatta @HawleyMO @tedcruz 😭😭👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻‼️

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

🤣😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'd love for Kamala to strut into the Senate the next four years and say, "Consider the tie broken, waka flockas."

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@AlexUnmuted 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@drmattjmiller @malcolmkenyatta @WintersCreation Whitney on the wall like “oh hell to the no Donny!!” 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@malcolmkenyatta You were amazing! Your face when he was talking was 👌🏻💯🙌🏻😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@billyeichner 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️🥰

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

This👇🏻🎯💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@EdwardNorton 🎯💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@GSAEmily Please do your job, thank you

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

Amazing 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@JuddApatow Said the most over confident idiot of them all 🤦🏻‍♀️😩 He’s a disgrace. #6moredays 🙌🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@AoDespair @TheRickWilson 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Mask not what your country. can do for you. Mask is what you can do for your country.

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@TheRickWilson Yasss!! Love this!! So true & well said👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

@KamalaHarris Happy birthday 🥳❤️👏🏻

[Mallory Eisenstein @Mallory914]

🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is everything https://t.co/oYVp9IEU23