Mallory Parris

mom. wife. just trying to be a better human.

[Mallory Parris @Mallory_Parris]

Alright Zarbees Sleep….do your thing. Mama is tired.

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@SKTheKingYT Detroit

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@OklahomaMatters Same. Buried a friend and his sister because of them.

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@Starbucks you are missing prime seasonal flavor opportunities with cake pops. Bumble bee should be lemon. Fox should be spice cake. Unicorn should be strawberry.

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@nofun_sickgirl 😳 so y’all have to go to another building?

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Well thanks Greys Anatomy…new fear unlocked.

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Dear lord. I sure should have chosen to be paid by the hour not order while driving for DoorDash today because this @BWWings order is taking FOREVER. #neveragajn

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@nofun_sickgirl

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Driving into impending severe weather with my kid makes me feel like I could barf

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"What is a game?" Marx said. "It's tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow. It's the possibility of infinite rebirth, infinite redemption. The idea that if you keep playing, you could win. No loss is permanent, because nothing is permanent, ever." ♥️

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@UberEats @Uber_Support you have some of the worst “employee” assistance I’ve ever experienced. How can it be this hard to sign up (more importantly get a profile photo approved…that was uploaded 3/6) to work? I’m truly shocked by this.

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@Braums_IceCream your trucks break lights don’t work

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How many years have to pass after a dog dying can you talk about them and not cry? I’m 2 years out with no luck 😂

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@SKTheKingYT 2

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@nofun_sickgirl 😘👂🏻

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@Theholisticpsyc My faith

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@SKTheKingYT Bye Jay.

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@nofun_sickgirl Like they thought you had access? That’s so weird.

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@SKTheKingYT Martin has to go

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@SKTheKingYT Save the Last Dance