Mallory Rivard ✌☮

Service Dog Trainer. Lover of adventure, science, cheese, sea critters, the Detroit Tigers & my dogs. I constantly suffer wanderlust. ✈️

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

I pretty much just want to be eating chick fila all the time.

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

You should pick me and my friend because she is a heart surgeon and I train service dogs. Who better to choose than someone who saves lives and changes lives?! Also…we cried when they beat Bama! GO FUCKING BLUE @Gametime @stoolpresidente

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For Michigan Fans Only - Chance of a lifetime. I'm taking 4 people to the Natty with me thanks to my friends @Gametime Airfare, tix, hotels. Tell me why you deserve to go. Winner picked tomorrow. #gametime

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@BarstoolPrez You should pick me and my friend because she is a heart surgeon and I train service dogs. Who better to choose than someone who saves lives and changes lives?! Also…we cried when they beat Bama! GO FUCKING BLUE

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@MaddieKroitz Happened to me age 28-30, I have hope for you

[Alex Tumay @alextumay]

Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT

Good news:

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@katiethurston Hi Katie!! I live in San Diego and am selling my washer and dryer and a really nice microwave if you’re interested! Feel free to reach out if you have any questions!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

one of those midwest trash things I can never shake is the way I fervently believe that fast casual restaurants are delicious. I will go to chilis or olive garden any god damn day of the week and i’ll be a happy camper

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@that_manda_girl Love the Amanda you were before and the one you are now. 💕

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@xemminemmax Military tickets!!!

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@Laurel_Bristow I am VERY excited about this

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@MaddieKroitz Dougie and I can make this happen for you

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

We at Whose Line will be pulling all hoedowns from Spotify.

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@kynichiwa First our dog develops anxiety, then we do.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

If you are following the advice from Fox and taking veterinarian Ivermectin please get yourself spayed or neutered at the same time

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@NiftyNick14 Why did you do this to me…..

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Of all of your accomplishments, I know that being a present, loving father to our girls tops them all. Thank you for never letting the weight of the world get in the way of being a wonderful husband and father. Happy 60th birthday, @BarackObama! 💕

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

Holy shit this is powerful

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Her voice has been as significant as her talents.

Her honesty as beautiful as the perfection that has long been her signature.

@taylorswift13 gets us ready to watch @simone_biles on the beam.

Tonight. 8 p.m. ET. NBC and https://t.co/FmEtvutDRA. https://t.co/80OMD6hI9X

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Her voice has been as significant as her talents.

Her honesty as beautiful as the perfection that has long been her signature.

@taylorswift13 gets us ready to watch @simone_biles on the beam.

Tonight. 8 p.m. ET. NBC and https://t.co/FmEtvutDRA. https://t.co/80OMD6hI9X

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

get vaccinated
wear a mask
this shit ain’t that hard

[max homa @Maxhoma]

We’re all battling something internally. Maybe cool it with the judgment and anger when an athlete fails to entertain u properly. I’m sure they’re not super stoked on the outcome either

[Mallory Rivard ✌☮ @MalsI3]

@NiftyNick14 EXCUSE MEEEEE?!