MamaJennRN

Wife, boy mom, peritoneal dialysis nurse, casual gamer.

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@Geniustechw Where does she put her ribs?

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@FOX2News The hospitals are BAD this flu season. Wash your hands people. Wash. Your. Hands.

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@AVGirl4Life Let him move, then change the locks

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@Fifakill_ Love you Feef!!! You’ve got this!

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@FOX2News Yeah that storm came out of nowhere and it felt like Mother Nature was throwing a tantrum. It left destruction in its path and blew over pretty quickly.

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@WozzleBaby @BanjoAtheist Perhaps she was escaping an abusive spouse and registering her name would make her traceable?

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@nick_nalt All I can think is when is the last time this person fully washed their hands?

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@_gothshark_ @JustCall_MeJo Nephrology nurse here, still fighting to have the “adjusted GFR (African American)” lab value abolished 🙄🙄🙄

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@kovesh888 @therealsteppas Having sex isn’t a crime

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@InternetH0F If the roles were reversed the guy would have been ejected, arrested, charged, and blasted. Women need to treat men the way they expect to be treated.

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@tbdjango This is why I say “no sleepovers”.

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From UFC to KFC real quick😭

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@dom__dotty If I’m going to order take out imma get enough for leftovers so I don’t have to make my lunch the next day.

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@the_mazynn @doulbedoink That’s more common than you might think! Showering before a workout was really invigorating and made me feel like my skin could breathe better. Try gently exfoliating before a workout, then working up a good sweat, then washing it off in a quick post-shower!

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@SethSherwo44139 @doulbedoink I loved showering before a workout. It was really invigorating and woke me up.

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@GMoolaBayBay @flyingawxy @pugminaj @ThePopTingz The L&D nurse I shadowed in nursing school had her first child at 53 and another at 55. Both healthy, beautiful babies.

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@TheDivineKid @thisiskashmir Lane splitting is legal in California if the traffic is going 40 mph or less. Biker is at fault for not ensuring he had enough space.

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@mamaxfourr Ooooh that’s a fresh one!!! Congratulations mama!!!

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@buddhist_mama I had HG horribly through my second pregnancy and my 3 year old sat with me the whole 8 months. Wouldn’t leave my side. Patted my back as I got sick. He just remembers the snuggles now, and how excited he was to meet his baby brother.

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@gaslightyourmom I’m so grateful that I was homeschooled. I’d rather be intelligent and self sufficient than “cool”.