Methane Mamba

Moth to the flame.

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#PokemonLegendsArceus #NintendoSwitch

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@zoolpal Just simply counting your calories every day I found helps a lot.

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@DarkJesterPro @Wario64 I think the dated references are kinda part of "the joke" with these younger kids.
Hell when I played on the N64 way back when I didn't get them either. (plus the audio quality was bad on those games, you couldn't understand half the lines)

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@DevAndyZ @HodlnautHodl @historyinmemes GPT bot vibes

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@DiceyJune I think the dude just gets off and pushes it.

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@HughSJ I would like to know more

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@dianahenry @theblackr3ich @krassenstein @Timcast https://t.co/0iOuqwoDuC
A guy stormed the place with a rifle and found nothing.
Some think this was the prototype "test run" to the Qanon conspiracy before it really fully took off.

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@PDL2001 @poppy_haze 😂
hope she's in a nice nursing home

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@DigAdvice @historyinmemes Nobody did this
there are no donut planets.

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@kommanderkarl Could definitely fool some, I thought it was possibly real till I saw the cartwheeling kid in the air

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@lucisev I started out mining and selling ore to survive
then I took the hashish pill

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@boygrrI Bulbasaur lookin ahh

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@HughSJ awesome!

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@slowxburn @VitalimaxTM @DeAiDave @RonFilipkowski Roads, the eternal nemesis of libertarianism.

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@BebopObama @TheCountofS I think its brainrotted twitch jargon, actually

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@neilshyminsky https://t.co/Mha3MEHDTs

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@funnycatdraws Just buy whatever robot you think looks the coolest

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@SugarBombChar I think its kinda the joke.
They are pseuds in our reality but in the realm of the post apocalypse they are basically philosopher kings because they remember how to read.
Like Caesar was literally just a doctor till he realized that people followed him just cuz he sounded smart.

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@WillyCuz @DevilDogGamer Was that his only scene? I thought there was another but its been a long time since I touched COD.

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@KnightlySalem @Homostokesual but he is tho

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@WillyCuz @DevilDogGamer Like the fact they got Oliver North (the iran-contra deal guy) to play a younger badassified version of himself, I kinda knew it was always gonna be a very pro-american propaganda retelling of cold war stories.

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@WillyCuz @DevilDogGamer Idk I always have seen COD as kinda skirting dangerously close to "historical revisionist" in quite a few instances. The Black Ops games I think are the biggest offenders.