Col Perez

a satirical glimpse into my new career at the YMCA and a life long love for MAMBO!!

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Please enough horseplay #rulesarethereforareason https://t.co/dVAE8Movpm

[Erin McCarson @ErinMcCarson]

How does it go? Liquor before beer makes you queer? Beer before liquor makes you queer quicker? #badnight #selfmedicating #towsbeforehoes

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

This is #TowelAbuse !! You should be ashamed of yourself #readthelabel #washafteruse https://t.co/3CBCjNBxMW

[ＭΛＮ @MANvsGAME]

My towel smells like a YMCA locker room. Time to throw this one away.

These are the updates social media was made for.

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

That is my job ma'am. Please do not joke about my career. #towelman #careerincotton https://t.co/PkNJV3iELB

[Feral Woman @Feral_woman]

Maybe the men's lockerroom towel boy at the YMCA? Oh, wait, that's Christian. I tried Billy. https://t.co/GhchKKH50q

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Please keep my towels off the floor #sulusays #onetowelperperson https://t.co/VuQ8dTBEP5

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Every damn day someone wipes their ass with my towels! This will stop now!! #cleanyoass #mielda #ilovemyjob

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

We have much in common - towel boys unite!! https://t.co/KYe9R1tZj1

[Drew McHugh @drewmchugh11]

@Tomas_Idoeta welcome to the YMCA, may I interest you in a sweat towel?

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

What type of establishment does not provide towels #notowelsnopeace #towsbeforehoes https://t.co/PqJckglNsJ

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

@towelboy since 1958 - but have been full time towel boy since 2012

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Towels are amazing....and deadly should you try to steal them 😡 https://t.co/jxzQ343sx5

[Kent County YMCA @KentCountyYMCA]

5 Creative Ab Exercises That Strengthen Your Whole Body—All You Need Is A Towel https://t.co/WJLwio6KuK

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

I am starting a new band...looking for Indian,Cop,Construction worker and Biker...#Iamthecowboy #ymca

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

I come to work on this beautiful morning, and THIS is what I see. We must be able to maintain discipline!! #toweltravesty #notinmyY

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Lost Towels!! We must start the search #nolinenleftbehind #towelsdown https://t.co/TtcNciMe3y

[Mary Green @MaryGreenNews]

The club says it packaged the kits after noticing people showering at the YMCA but not having a towel, since many lost them in the storm

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Do they use a lot of towels? https://t.co/Y8DNNZ6OJB

[adam @ashenchampion]

YMCA: Young Men's Cowboy Association

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

#Iamthecowboy I will be there #everybodymambo https://t.co/j4iLf9M2PV

[todd @chicken_ofthe_c]

Indian seeking cop, construction worker, sailor, cowboy and biker for new band. Meet at Plymouth YMCA Thursday at 4pm.

#PilgrimClassifieds

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

Swat Team? Here? Wait! Wait! I dont have that many towels prepared!! #cottonforcops #whereismybadge #iamincharge https://t.co/DC2AMCJxOa

[ari @afiarianaa]

Lead in water, gas leaks, and bomb threats?? PLUS the damn SWAT team is going to the YMCA I'm moving out of butler wtf is going on

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

The security is secondary to appropriate towel use! #onetowelonly https://t.co/PA3M9pvKDK

[Tanner @TannerNewans]

Fairford ymca reminds me of how a low security prisons gym would be.

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

I am not very happy that @towelboy is already taken. I AM THE TOWELBOY! #thankstrump

[Col Perez @Mambo_Dragon]

This is one heavily linened recreational vehicle. #towelstogo #towelboy or #busboy