Typical Butt Surgery

This is a Mance Rayder fan account.

[Mike @ProgPro]

The plan? Rob a bank then speak Spanish around ICE, getting a free flight out of the country.

[Judianna @Judianna]

👀

[danny @ NYCC AA B-39 @Danny8bit]

bro actually found her and is now covering up her existence, so she can live a happy life

that’s a real hero right there

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

He should reunite with that keyboard

[Joe @JoePostingg]

This is the main news source for millions of Americans

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

This was written in 2014.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Wow.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

This is how ICE agents responded after watching a mother of three bleed out in her car after they shot her multiple times in the head.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Vito Jr will return in Avengers: Doomsday

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

Nicolás Maduro's rule came and went before George R. R. Martin finished the Winds of Winter...

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Charlie Cox says his parents accidentally watched Ben Affleck’s ‘DAREDEVIL’ when they tried to watch ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’

“They go, ‘This can’t be right!’ I was like, ‘What?’ and he goes, ‘Doesn’t even look like you!’ I’m like, ‘that is Ben Affleck.’

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

I think Moneyball is a genuinely great sports movie that is also laughably inaccurate for a movie that's supposed to be about separating facts from narratives.

10 of the 11 best A's by WAR, including the literal MVP and Cy Young winner, aren't mentioned at all in the movie.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Donald Trump is a pedophile… who I fully support”

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

grrm is gonna announce winds of winter before the end of the year (2026) you'll see

[Tony X @soIoucity]

If you ever get called a "glue guy" just know that whatever it is you do.... You're not great at whatever that is.