Manda Carlile

bird-shirted puzzle baby

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

If you need me I'll be over here smiling at dogs.

[Fanatics Live @fanaticslive]

❓Asking for a Novice: I am new to card breaking, what can I read/who can I talk to in order to learn?

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

SCOTUS out here like “oh MOTHER nature, let’s fuck her too.”

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

No I haven’t watched CODA, yes I am one, no I don’t have to explain that to you.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

Not @JetBlue leaving an entire flight of skis and snowboards coming from SLC. At least 50 people here filling out claims that could’ve been done on the plane, since they knew of this issue. What has happened to this airline?!

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

I just spoke with the most lovely man from @ChaseSupport and I missed his name, but the people need to know. Chase team, look it up and pay him more.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

Apple is a travesty cc @BuffaloBills #GoBills #BillsMafia

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

Y’all, I’m kind of into @AaronRodgers12 hosting Jeopardy.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

How do I get in @Beyonce and @WeAreIvyPark‘s mailing list? Asking for a friend. It’s me, I’m the friend.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

‘Pass’ is an underrated Family Feud choice.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

I still sometimes think about my desk snacks.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

PUT POCKETS IN WOMXN’S CLOTHING.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

I haven’t had coffee (or any caffeine) in over 2 years, but damn, if this quarantine isn’t trying to break me...

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

My phone battery waivers between 6% and 37%, no more, no less. I think that says a lot about how I’m handling quarantine.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

@Nike Incredible. @Nike you better pay these video editors, researchers, and creative team EVERYTHING.

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

Today I heard you should spend an hour each day away from your dog so they don’t develop separation when all this *waves arm in general outward direction* is over...I think they’re a bit confused about who will have the anxiety here.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Your reminder that fifteen states now spend $27,000 more per person in prison than they do per student.

[. @empurify]

I haven’t felt fly like a g6 lately

[Manda Carlile @MandaCatlike]

PSA: Don’t watch Disclosure if you haven’t finished Pose. There are spoilers!

[Margaux Joffe CPACC 🧠✨ (she/her) @MargauxJoffe]

Friendly reminder for your timeline: #BlackDisabledLivesMatter, a thread: