Cassandra Maple

Carbon-based life form.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@CharlesPPierce I see we found Waldo.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@Reuters Why do these cops always sound like they’re taking everything personally? The rage in their voices when there is NO OBVIOUS THREAT is unhinged lunacy.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@CNN Interested in a version of Twitter that is exclusively stories like this instead of the dystopian hellscape I’m exposed to every time I sign in.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@ABC This will cause chaos for election workers who will have sole authority over whether someone looks enough like their drivers license picture to get the right to vote. Lines will be longer. More people will be turned away. And it’s meaningless for absentee ballots.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@brithume “Why aren’t we letting the seditionists investigate themselves?” is a hell of a take for a “journalist.”

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@brithume lol they tried to put members on the committee who were all implicated in the thing they’re investigating. So yeah you probably haven’t seen this before since no other president attempted a coup during the vote count with the help of their party loyalists.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@wonderofscience @RexChapman Wow didn’t think I could be jealous of an otter yet here we are.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@SpiroAgnewGhost Don’t you see, if he didn’t grab the wheel then the insurrection never happened!

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@washingtonpost He’s been that way his entire adult life. It really bothers me how many people cover up his abusive behavior. He doesn’t conduct himself with even 1% of the dignity the office of the President requires, and yet he’s the GOP’s champion. It’s grotesque.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@maggieNYT Why do they make life miserable for so many Americans and then play hapless victims the second anyone tries to make them accountable. Ginni Thomas has been extremely vocal and borderline insane when it comes to the Big Lie and she has way too much access to just ignore that fact.

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@business I’m really tired of abusers claiming they shouldn’t face consequences because they were also abused. There are plenty of victims of abuse who don’t go on to traffic children as a side hustle.

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@Acyn I wonder if the grown ass adult who made the “MEANINGLESS” graphic understands that they’re complicit in a disinformation campaign that affects American lives and democracy as a whole. And that their boss has been personally implicated in these events.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@yashar @PeterAlexander This is one of the consequences of refusing to participate. True or false, we’ll only be hearing one version of these events and it’s not going to make them GOP look good. If they want/need to set the record straight, outside of the Twitterverse, they will have to be under oath.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@atrupar This is my favorite of his arguments which he has made before. Why didn’t the police make it harder for me to coup so that I wouldn’t have to face possible prosecution for seditious conspiracy?

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@donwinslow Even though there has been some GOP pushback to today’s testimony, it feels like there’s less then before. Which means some die hard Trumpers are starting to calculate if/when arrests will be made, making it all but impossible to campaign on the big lie/insurrectionist platform.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@KFILE @goldengateblond Essentially they’re trying to debunk testimony as if there aren’t hundreds of hours of video of his departure and an actual driver who can corroborate it. They’re wasting their breath.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@THR Who is playing Elon Musk sitting at home drawing a cave rescue contraption and slandering the people who actually rescued them?

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@heatherscope @bresreports @JakeSherman The thing I can’t wrap my head around is that NO ONE went to the authorities with any of this information until these depositions began. So maybe she has the inside scoop but some part of her was totally complicit with this coup attempt. These aren’t honest brokers.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@svdate @SpiroAgnewGhost It’s Eric Trump. He’s ready to do the right thing.

[Cassandra Maple @MapleCassandra]

@atrupar So everyone who is raided by the FBI goes on Tucker the next day to complain about how it’s basically tyranny for the federal government to investigate crimes/criminals and then Tucker tells everyone to destroy evidence and there are people who watch this and think it’s news?