MarkC

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Tony Romo you finished because I broke your fucking back made you humble. GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

...As I rained blows upon him, I thought to myself, 'There must be a better way.'
Happy Festivus everybody !!

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

Between his love of cricket and his ridiculous opinions on football Didi Hamann really comes across as a stupid German cunt.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

The Homeland finale was awful. Each series it gets worse. Should pull the plug.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

If City don't win the league this year the manager should be lynched. The best collection of players by miles.

[Karl carroll @KarlKarleto]

What a load of bollox Monday night football me gee

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

BREAKING: Tony Romo reportedly out for the season with back injury. #NFL #Cowboys http://t.co/WwNHTmS4cv

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@henrywinter The antics from the players or the absolutely dreadful football?

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

Giroud literally sticks his nose into every argument on the pitch. The french prick.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@Baron_Dean We've not gone that far.......yet.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

Very good article about gobshites like Sherwood, Hoddle, Arry and all that crowd.

http://t.co/p1lORkTjQt

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

What the fuck are Spurs up to. Tim fucking Sherwood. Him and Les Ferdinand are as thick as two planks.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@rioferdy5 Surprised you haven't gone for 5-5. Just to promote the brand ye know?

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

Wade on the verge here against King Kong Bundy in the darts.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@Bubbbbaaaa Lulled them in on the promise of clean water and breadcrumbs. A real pro she was.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@Bubbbbaaaa True. I heard they also swept her insatiable love of cock under the carpet.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@Bubbbbaaaa Mother Theresa had a beard in her later years. She was sound.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@Spudy8 Look forward to seeing what Neymar looks like when he piles the pounds on in a few year.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

@Spudy8 Ronaldo, Ronaldinho as well. They all love a party too much.

[MarkC @MarK_C81]

Maybe Brazilian footballers are just heavy boned.