Marc Ryan Rees

I am a teabag sinking into the scalding horror we call life. Opposite of an influencer.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

Pope is drunk tweeting

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I invite you to be new threads to weave new networks that harmonize every aspect of life for a renewed society in which time is imbued with eternity, culture preserves memory and fosters dialogue, education promotes the search for truth with a critical spirit, art awakens wonder and gives rise to noble emotions, business recognizes the dignity of each person, and work continues to be a driving force for hope. #ApostolicJourney https://t.co/2IeHrzWmSb

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Peter Wildeford🇺🇸🚀 @peterwildeford]

THE GENIE: I have ten jellybeans. Three contain poison that kills you instantly. The other seven each give you 100 years of good life and good fortune. What do you do?

THE NORMAL PERSON: Ah, no thank you.

THE ACCELERATIONIST: We have to move quickly! *immediately eats all ten jellybeans* *dies*

ME: What if we do science to figure out which jellybeans are poisonous and then not eat those, but do eat the others?

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Todd @VariousRegards]

@BiancoDavinci Finite amount of wood on earth. And once its gone, its gone forever.

[Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols @sjvn]

Should I be horrified or bemused that I still know the fix for this is to put

Himem.sys
Device=emm386.exe
Dos=high,umb

into my config.sys, reboot the computer, and then install the game?

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

I've put in my 10 000 hours already. Why am I still so bad at sleeping? Also, everyday life.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@RomanCabanac Then there would be no one left to lead us.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

Escalators are an excellent technology. I predict we'll still be using them 300 years from now.

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@AndreBothmaTax This is the case with every word in the output.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@Yampeleg Incorrect. It also knows what is truly in my heart.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@KanthanPillay Allow me to be cynical here. "we took our pricing from the market" means "we charged as much as we thought we could get away with."

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@DavidJHarrisJr @TheCouncilWolf How would it even be news? Everyone knows drugs are bad.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@RomanCabanac If you don't like the weather then cross the road.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

Happy April Fools’ Day (Orthodox)

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

In Star Trek: Picard S03, a doctor says, "Is it a new species?"
Then Beverly Crusher says, "No. It's evolution."
The asteroid fields are also unrealistically dense.

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@EndWokeness @TheCouncilWolf So what? The number of laws is irrelevant. You need to consider their scope and severity if you want to make a moral comparison.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Israel’s fingerprints are all over the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war. Wake the fuck up

[Marc Ryan Rees @MarcRyanRees]

@elonmusk Not just a black guy. Particular black guys. Name some names. I doubt we'll be surprised by who.