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I am terrible at keeping surprises.

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@ConcernedApe Happy wedding present to meeeee!!! Thank you for all your hard work!

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@Oh_Katie_Babie @DFWscanner Going to a show followed by pancakes?

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@jaimewyattmusic We came all the way from Fort Worth to see you play at Red Rocks! Your voice sounds so amazing up in these mountains!!! ��️🎸👸🏻

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@buitengebieden They’re all just like 😳

[strangled_by_thorns @wildflowers_jay]

To be
the moon
that dances
with your
darkness.

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

My brother and I just exchanged dinosaur podcasts. I can’t explain the happiness this brings me. #JurassicWorldDominion

[Jacopo della Quercia @Jacopo_della_Q]

I legit thought this was a Coronavirus.

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

*Wife and Me laying in bed watching football. *
Wife: *GASPS*
Me: What?! What’s wrong?!
Wife: I hurt my shoulder… *starts laughing uncontrollably* sitting up….
Me: Ohhhhkayyyy… 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️
@Lil_Bitty_Moose

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@tonyposnanski I’m gonna start using random tools as insults. “How’s your face, pocket knife?”

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

A burrito pic that looks so good, I’d gift it’s Amazon wish list.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

After two years apart, gay people are reuniting with their aunts who have only one question for them: Have you heard of Schitt’s Creek

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@Lil_Bitty_Moose

[Emily Ward @omgitsemilyward]

my favorite thing in the entire world is seeing people watching Ted Lasso for the first time and them being like “HE MAKES THE BISCUITS?!”

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

My cat's flab is hanging over the front of the cable box...so I guess I'll be watching this Lifetime movie until he gets up.

[abigail @lassosbiscuits]

i miss ted lasso. how am i supposed to make it to next year

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@HopeJahren Yes yes yes!!!! ❤️

[Marceline @MarcelineMay9]

@bewgtweets I admire your bravery.