ANCIENT MAN

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

I’m far too handsome for this Walmart.

[du @thedulab]

The reason you have so much anxiety is because you view every decision as an escape. You need this thing to get you to that number by this age or else it's over

What's so bad about today that you desperately feel needs to be eliminated by tomorrow? If you're honest with yourself, it's all stupid and cringe

Today sucks because I'm not arbitrarily impressing enough people who never cared about me in the first place. If only I could craft a widely accepted image that would get you to think I'm somebody, then I can buy myself more time to avoid having to actually be myself

Fuck that. Embrace abundance. Find what gets you excited and just do it. If it doesn't make you excited anymore, find something else and then do that

Infinite at bats. Swing perpetually. Take the timelines out of it and make dents in everything you touch. There's no end. No proverbial retirement. Just an ongoing extended experience that you have the privilege to take part in however you want

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

Filin my taxes right now claiming my girl as a dependent cause dat bitch can’t live widout me 📜✍️💯

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

It’s good to always remember …

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

I would kill myself but I’m too busy checking emails

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

Threesome foot massage in the middle of the club is crazy. Interrupting the Dj mid set to ask him to charge your vape is insane.

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

@tappedangel The key to manifestation is framing it as if you already have it. Instead of “I will” you’d write “I do”
For example if this same page were written in my notebook it would look more like
My dick is not SMALL
My dick is not SMALL
My dick is not SMALL
My dick is not SMALL

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

Growing up I watched a movie on Disney XD about a bunch of kids robbing a bank while riding gokarts and I’ve been a horrible person ever since

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

What happens in Basement stays in Basement.

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

AURA.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A breeding bull entering the farm full of cows

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

THEY FOUND THE GEICO GECKO ON JEFFREY EPSTEINS FLIGHT LOG. THEY FOUND THE GEICO GECKO ON JEFFREY EPSTEINS FLIGHT LOG. THEY FOUND THE GEICO GECKO ON JEFFREY EPSTEINS FLIGHT LOG. THEY FOUND THE GEICO GECKO ON JEFFREY EPSTEINS FLIGHT LOG. THEY FOUND THE GEICO GECKO ON JEFFREY EPSTE

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

@Therealdevcat This picture just ruined my whole month

[C.J. @cj_hungry]

Marcus selling life insurance, tap in

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

I Will be absolutely terrorizing uncontacted Amazon tribes with this. I will become their God.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: A company that is selling sunlight at night that can be purchased from your phone is going viral across the internet for this impressive and futuristic concept.

Reflect Orbital has developed an app where you can order sunlight, reflected from a satellite direct to your location from a cell phone so that you can have personal access to the sun’s light at night.

This is a simulated video that displays the concept and how it will work. They are still working on the launch for public use.

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

Scrolling is so deeply engrained into my stupid little primate brain I’ll open and close instagram repeatedly 11 times straight. I can become braindead in a car crash and the paramedics will find me with my thumbs twitching still trying to scroll to the next reel

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

How strange it is to be anything at all.

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

Yep.

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

Jojo Siwa

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

I’m terrified that I’ll end up exactly where I’m headed

[ANCIENT MAN @MarcusSomethin]

Every time a British person says nil instead of nothing I get a lil dopamine rush