Marcus Wolfe🎸

Guitarist. DM's welcome.

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

What do you call a Bass player without a girlfriend?............ Homeless

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

I wonder why the singular woman is spelled the same way as the plural woman? This is what happens when you're unecencial and you can't go to work

[Hourly Wolves @hourlywolvesbot]

HourlyWolves presents:

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

Got awakened by some pitiful whining. I thought the dog was sick or injured, but it turned out I'd forgotten to close Twitter before going to bed.

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

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[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

Watching Oprah throw softballs makes me wanna puke

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

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[Just Jenn @ZoeLightly]

Legitimately funny.

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

This is my girlfriend I can't possibly be so intimidating if she likes me

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

If you've never seen Karen Carpenter play drums and sing close to you. you cannot call yourself Music connoisseur Or even a fan

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

What do you call a Bass player without a girlfriend?............ Homeless

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

Since no one wants to talk to me I'll talk to you my name is Marcus I'm just a guitar player I am probably your worst nightmare come true But I can't hurt any of you on Twitter because I can't reach out and strangle you in real life I'm a predator posing as a house pet Respond

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

I'm in a mood anybody out there? DM me

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

I only want my wife’s bitch syrup but I’d still love a pic of yours...

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

https://t.co/eo0uwIHnJo Show biz kids make movies bout themselves they don't give a fuck about anybody else,while the poor people sleepin with the shade on the light while the poor people sleepin all the stars come out at night

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

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[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

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[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

Often ask myself was I born in the wrong time?

[Marcus Wolfe🎸 @MarcusWolfe05]

I realized she was not the girl for me she reads F. Scott Fitzgerald I just try to drink like him