Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊

Mair-ee (n): Native woman (Chickasaw, Seminole, Mvskoke). Columbia Law & Ugrad. IP, art, & ndn law enthusiast. Stand-up comedy nerd.

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

Incredibly thankful for this beautiful Mahota textile blanket that was gifted to me today. It depicts a 1723 map of @ChickasawNation in relation to surrounding communities. #ChickasawProud #ClassOf2020

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

An absolute pleasure and bucket list item to finally meet the legendary @EmoPhilips 💙

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

Last Will and Testament:
I wish to be buried with a minimum of three (3) boxes of Mallomars

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

not me crying in the grocery store because
📢 MALLOMARS HAVE ARRIVED TO OKLAHOMA

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

. . . is this a joke?

[Steve Daines @SteveDaines]

Serving in uniform at the highest percentage per capita of any ethnic group, Native Americans’ contributions to our nation are beyond dispute, and this rich heritage should be honored.

This Veterans Day, let’s celebrate this incredible legacy!🇺🇸

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts

[Chris Gersbeck @CSGersbeck]

Not to brag but my wife and I decided bringing kids into this world was a bad idea during Obama

[Emmy Scott @EmmyNawjoopinga]

While many are talking about losing hope or moving to other countries, Native people have survived under U.S. government leaders that wanted us dead since the very beginning. This is still Native land, and will always be Native land. We never had the luxury to stop fighting.

[Oklahoma Policy Institute @OKPolicy]

For the second consecutive year, Oklahoma had the nation's lowest voter turnout rate among all eligible voters. This year, 52.38% of eligible residents cast ballots, compared to 54.43% in 2020, according to Election Lab. https://t.co/fXSCL4DQOE

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

@ezraiyoung rip

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

well guys, at least we can still celebrate the very last native american heritage month in the existence of this country? 💀

[💀🥀🖤🥀💀 @_smert_miru_]

imagining a liberal jan 6 that starts with a land acknowledgment

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

*edit after latest projections* quadruple dose

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

tonight is a double-dose-of-melatonin kinda night

[KSV @KSVesq]

Do we think it’s too late for me to DoorDash a lobotomy?

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

tonight is a double-dose-of-melatonin kinda night

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

yet all our votes count equally

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

She accidentally trapped herself in the elevator

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

[drew @drewsul_]

i hit a jill stein voter with my car when i left the polls

[Mari Hvlpvtv 🐊 @MariAlligator]

eager to see whether tay swift shows up to watch the game