Maria D'Ambrosio

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

Eating unsweetened applesauce at half past midnight while watching The Office (U.K.)

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

Guys it's okay I have two books and three word search books we are HAVING A GOOD TIME

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

"It's a trilogy" #SuQuotes

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

File under: today at the food hole

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

@diana7863 frick I voted on the wrong all star

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

One year ago I visited the Met, performed in my first Carnegie Hall concert, and subsequently consumed a donut ice cream sandwich.

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

Oops! I dropped the phat beets!

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Mother's Day is just an another made up holiday so the government can sell you more mothers

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

@GellarMatthews https://t.co/fAlgOUzWcy

[Austin Evans @austinnotduncan]

Glad to see the rest of the world recognizing Cool American as the best flavor.

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

@GellarMatthews not ramen?

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

Can't believe our Mahler 6 concert is today! Can't wait to perform in a sold out Symphony Hall with these wonderful humans 📯

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

@GellarMatthews sounds accurate https://t.co/xgNJW9hUuc

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

was so confused by this year's coachella lineup but then i realized i was looking at an iHop menu

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

I'm rubber and you're glue. She's tape. He's a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

#SuQuotes

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

Take a nappy. You'll be happy!

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

Very excited to be touring South America with @BosPhilYouth and attending Miami Music Festival this summer! 📯

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

@erijamm Did you tweet this? Is this you? https://t.co/uMtw0EUsWo

[Maria D'Ambrosio @MariaLDAmbrosio]

@raggiemandall are you in O'Hare? I'm going to be there in 12 hours! ✈️