Maria S

@UMichLaw class of 2021, obsessed with the #NYTXW, she/her

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@star_noah try rewatching the rehearsal

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@star_noah were you just rehearsing this joke in the group chat

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@siricallmequeen Honestly ty it means a lot

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

if I were a Bond girl I would call him Jim Bond just to keep his ego in check

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@siricallmequeen My whole personality

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@siricallmequeen I had kit, kirsten, and felicity but at my core I identify as a kit kittredge girl

[chase @_chase_____]

my first experience with imposter syndrome was when i was 6 years old watching PBS & being told that viewers like me funded the entire station

[em ✨🪩 @emtheworst]

no wordle, just a plum i found in the icebox, i think i’m gonna eat it

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[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

From the people that brought you The Electoral College, now presenting Four Free COVID Tests*

*per residential address

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@ryanstruyk @MaggieVanWinkle We also had secret hand signals telling each other what time to meet on a i m, so hardly the pinnacle of cool here

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

The feminine urge to walk around Costco just to see if they have anything new

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@levarburton @ryanstruyk !!!!!

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

See also, gmail wrapped: this year you used the phrase “does that make sense?” more than 99.9% of gmail users

[Asya @femmecamp]

hear me out. google docs wrapped. yasss queen! this year you slayed the phrase “the ways in which”

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@nickdefiesta RETWEET

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

build back better could never

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Taylor Swift’s bridges are the strongest part of this nation’s infrastructure.

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

idk who needs to hear this but add that third exclamation point back into your email !

[Maria S @MariaSmilde]

@amyschep1 @bwitt722 Ok but I have great memories of your moms spaghetti casserole

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Please, PLEASE, don’t make me have to fly United. I’ve already been through so much. Don’t do this me.