Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍

dixie & millie & rufus & reba & all the fish in the tank

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

With a chip on my shoulder I'm another day older
And I swear I could break down and cry

@BillyStrings

[Jum @JesterJum]

I completed a chore today that I have been putting off for 4 weeks.

It took me 3.5 minutes.

I will learn nothing from this.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

You post every single aspect of your life, but say “not seeing anyone from the front porch is key”?????

Like I can find your home on Google Maps from everything you post.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

The 4th of July is over. Now it's time to buy school supplies, clothes, Halloween costumes, plan the Thanksgiving menu, and start Christmas shopping because it's basically 2027. Happy New Year. 😂😭😩

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

A latex allergy gets u out of so much🤣

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

@ogafroman can you share the recipe?

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

Always give credit where credits due

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

Them kids don’t need that much sugar. Enjoy mama

[Based Bandita @BasedBandita]

I have no words left. What are your thoughts on this mom splitting up a single ice cream cone for her kids and herself?

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

I have abs so you can’t tell me nuffin

[katie @katefeetie]

pleasantly surprised the Empire State Building climb stunt wasn’t branded content. glad people are still just doing shit sometimes

[Tay 💖 @tayvano_]

This bitch scaled that shit with engagement nails 😭😭😭

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i kept saying huh otp to my boyfriend and he hung up and texted me this 😭😭😭😭

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

August is next month imma throw up

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

How can the officials allow this to happen?!

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarentee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.

[Maria GATES✌🏼🐾🦍 @Maria_the_cook]

Facebook Grammy on my GD nerves.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.