Richard Payne

IT Professional, (t)wit, British ambassador to Australian relations. Has no problem opening Dairylea Triangles.

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

"@AngryBritain: Will #BobCrow have Going Underground playing at his funeral?" Or Down In A Tube Station At Midnight?

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@RedfishRoots @willcarling But by the time you have symptoms, it's almost already too late, and requires very invasive surgery and treatment.

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@Matt_Pinner To use the technical terms "Your screen is fucked mate."

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

https://t.co/gcPDHqcFKV Vale Dickie, time to take the bails off one final time and head for dinner with a nice bottle of Red.
Harold Dennis 'Dickie' Bird
1933-2025

[Dick Smith @DickSmithFairGo]

I placed this advertisement in The Australian newspaper today 8 August 2025.

[AJay - Mountain Streams @HDealla]

Y’all realise @AlboMP’s Mum was rorting benefits?

She was in public housing in the 60’s then took off on a cruise from Sydney to England where she met Albo’s Dad and slept around. She then carried on her travels to Europe, returned home pregnant and stayed in her housing commission home whilst not chasing up Albo’s Dad for child support.

This was 100% unaffordable on benefits even if you had public housing.

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@robbierocket7 @mattjcan .....over 9 years. Extrapolating the 4-year increase out over 8 years to compare a like timescale would be the equivalent of an increase of 207%. Oh dear, rhetoric and mud-slinging, defeated by logic and some simple maths

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@cloudstridetech @elonmusk And that's just the Democrats.

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@tripleeightaus @supercars Brands Hatch - Over a UK public holiday weekend so raceday 1 will be over the Indy circuit and raceday 2 on the GP circuit.

[Riana Crehan @rianacrehan]

And that’s a wrap 🏁

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@chadneylon Grover Cleveland in 1896

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@NoContextBrits HP Sauce

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@henningwehn Self-respecting football nation? Are you SURE you're talking about England here? 🤣

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

To all of those who were underwhelmed by Katy Perry at the AFL Grand Final, may I present the low-budget version at the NRL Grand Final - The Kid Laroi

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@NIAbbot The wind is mostly generated by the political hot air being generated by chanting 'net zero' like a mantra.

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@rachaelmcc7 @IAmChrisRamsey Or with a Loyalty Card (insert Rosie's go-to loyalty card here)?

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@ChristineLai604 Lance Stroll

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@Fat_Jacques Name a movie you’ve watched more than 7x with just a gif. https://t.co/NStwmeVEb8…

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@karunchandhok Same logic as his move from Mclaren to Mercedes a year before the move to Hybrid engines?

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@MattP1Tommy Biggest surprise of 2024? The 2025 silly season. Biggest Question? Bonno to Ferrari?

[Richard Payne @Mario426]

@dsaipraneeth1 @natesaundersF1 martello