Marissa Ann

Iowan forever. Chocolate chip cookies are the way to my heart. @benniethegreat probably disagrees with me. @notredame & @harvardhbs grad.

[Marissa Ann @MarissaAnn]

'If you ever attain true happiness or nirvana in life it'll be because you always have slippers readily available' @kgmh wisdom

[Kansas City Zoo & Aquarium @KansasCityZoo]

Hey @tkelce we might know where you can visit two rescued sea otters 👀

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope

[Trevor @krwr17]

“Today’s second collection will be for the NIL efforts at the holy father’s alma mater”

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Here’s your annual reminder that starting the National Championship game at 9 PM ET on a Monday night is certifiably insane

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

I may be showing my age here but I thought once you made it to Oregon you and your family no longer died of dysentery.

[Marissa Ann @MarissaAnn]

Haskell making the NAIA tournament despite their coach losing his coaching job with recent DOGE cuts is keeping me positive in the current news cycle.

[Paul Putz @p_emory]

Two weeks ago Trump cut 25% of the workforce at Haskell Indian Nations University, including the women's bball coach in the middle of the season.

The coach decided to finish the season without pay. Over the weekend his team won their conference tourney:

https://t.co/rjOP9qP9pV

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Zev Good @therealzevgood]

Atlanta Weather: It's going to snow.
Atlanta Weather: Oops. No, it's not. My bad.
Atlanta Weather: Okay, no. It IS going to snow. I mean it this time.
Atlanta Weather: Wait. No. It definitely is NOT going to sn—
Atlanta Weather: Yes. Yes, it is going to snow. I swear to God.

🙄

[Matt Fortuna @Matt_Fortuna]

"Capital One Guy, thanks for being here as well."

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

State of Kansas just went ahead and canceled work for everyone tomorrow 🍾🥂

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Notre Dame, Penn State,Ohio State and Texas. Amazing to see the underdogs
truly represented in the first expanded CFB playoff.

[Marissa Ann @MarissaAnn]

Go Irish!!!!!

[David Turner @DaveT1209]

It’s clear now we let way too many SEC teams in the playoff. #NDvsUGA #SugarBowl

[Sean D. @Intimigator91]

Is it possible that Brian Kelly's departure from Notre Dame is an example of addition by subtraction? #CFBPlayoffs #SugarBowl

[Marissa Ann @MarissaAnn]

@PTBwrites We are now slowly approaching a potentially acceptable time for me to hit the like button without jinxing it

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[correlation @nosyone4]

HANNAH HIDALGO ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? OVER HER HEAD BACKWARDS PASS

[KC Current @thekccurrent]

NO DOUBT IT’S #TEMVP 🏆

First to score 20 goals in a single season.
First to score a goal in 8 consecutive matches.
First to score on all 13 active teams in a single season.
First to reach 26 goal contributions in a single season.
First Golden Boot & MVP for the KC Current franchise.

The one and only: Temwa Chawinga 🐐

[Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli]

🎟️ a friend of mine accidentally bought ADA tickets to the #NWSL final in KC and is trying to sell them to someone who needs them! Section 129. DM me and I’ll connect you!

[Marissa Ann @MarissaAnn]

Ahhh I just had surgery so I’m not supposed to get my heart rate up but DEBINHAAAAAAA #kcbaby