Marissa La Ponte

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

@realTrumpNewsX A. Yes

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

@i_m_elon Winner Winner let’s be able to afford a chicken dinner again

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

Eddie deserved better. #StrangerThings

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

PSA: Please don’t wear gallons of cologne at the gym. Deodorant does much more and you’re more likely to not have people run from you.

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

When you’re checking out and they ask “is $$ amount okay?” No, can we negotiate.

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

@breezyy333 Danggg shots fired

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

#mlb Mookie Betts best of all time.

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

I sure smell a lot of skunks for never have seeing one in person. 🙃

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

Suddenly realized one of the reasons I procrastinate when buying gifts is because I can not keep a secret to save my life.

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

Dear woman on the stair stepper next to me, I see you’ve been on here 12 minutes. Shout out to you. But I don’t need to hear moan every 2 steps.

[Curtis Lohse @curtis_lo813]

Sameeeee!!!

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you try to go back to sleep but then your mind starts thinking about big life topics. I.e Poverty, animal shelters, and trix no longer being shaped like fruit.

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

You ever just like/dislike people based on the teams they like. Example, “oh you like the @RedSox ? You’re badass we can be friends!” Or “ You like the @Yankees ? Who are you?”

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

When at a sandwich store and you hear someone order “america” for their cheese. I don’t think that’s it, but way to support your country.

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

I’m just trying to be successful enough to give my dog the backyard she deserve

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

Be the type of person who makes a mark, not a scar

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

Trying to get up for the gym, when all I wanna do is stay in bed 🙈

[Marissa La Ponte @MarissaRacquel]

#takemebacktolastnight

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

A valid reason they call it the club sandwich could be if you can fit your mouth round it you must be in some kinda club 😶

[ESPN @espn]

Respect.

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