Marissa

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

Napped so hard I thought it was Monday

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@datdamndj Yesssss. Idc what anyone says ketchup belongs on hotdogs!!

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@mrcotton22 @omgsidewalks We DO SPEAK

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@mrcotton22 I also made the switch! They did get tangled in my pocket the other day and that was annoying 😅

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@mrcotton22 You tag me in this every time it pops up on the TL 🤣

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

🫣😴

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@MILKANDH3NNY @carver773

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@mattlindner I have no one to talk about this with!!!!
Sad part is imagine the other guy running a sub 2 and still coming in second place 🤣😭 I’d be PISSED.

[Telegraph Sport @TelegraphSport]

🚨 THE FASTEST MARATHON IN HISTORY

1h 59m 30s is the winning time from Sabastian Sawe

It was near-perfect conditions for running, but the London Marathon is not even the fastest course in the world

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

Didn’t tell my mom I was off today so now I have to change into my scrubs before picking up my son from her house 🤣😭

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

I haven’t been to a concert in so long why are tickets $400!!??! Last concert I went to was to see Drake in 2010, I was second row and the tickets were free 😭😭

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

It actually might be 2016 because I worked out 4x this week and running the Shamrock tomorrow

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

I played Slippery ONE time and now my kid walks around the house going “Drip. Drip Woo. Splashhhh. Slipperrry.”

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

I haven’t beeped at a car in so long that I’m always so surprised when I see two drivers getting into it, beeping and screaming at each other like are you guys not afraid of guns????

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

The new Dinosaur Documentary on Netflix is so interesting and yet doesn’t make any sense. You mean to tell me they know it rained for a MILLION [!!!] years, 200 MILLION years ago

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

I Mom-ed hard today and was at Lego Land for 4 HOURS. Don’t invite my kids anywhere for the rest of March!

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@La_Lola_Larue I actually thought they might make it until I realized we never met his family or saw his house 😭

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

Bre taking Connor’s mom wedding dress shopping only to call it off 2 days later is WEIRD.

Also, I think a prenup should be a requirement for the show 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Marissa @Marissa_773]

@La_Lola_Larue HAHAAHA no seriously. I was like 12k is a DOWN month? Am I poor? 🤣

[kara @sloansavery]

i’m so upset over eric dane dying all the greys cast tributes are gonna destroy me