Mahhrk

Life do be life’ing

[Mahhrk @carver773]

@landondonovan I got a phone number from a chud who somehow works in HQ if you want to put his number on blast

[Mahhrk @carver773]

Welp, I guess I was due for another ER visit and surgery sooner than later for my pendejadas. Life gives you those reminders

[Softboy @softboywin]

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[Mahhrk @carver773]

@portilloshotdog what’s up with dull ass salad?

[Mahhrk @carver773]

@Marissa_773 @MILKANDH3NNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mau @rllydu]

“are u a grower or a shower” buddy, i am a beaner

[` @lisaawrites]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

All this worrying just to die anyway lol

[Tech Sales Guy @TechSalesGuy]

"Congrats on hitting 214% quota FY '25! Now do it again."

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

they doin this to me at work this week btw

[m @downbadbears]

≈33 weeks
228 days
5,472 hours

away from watching my team play again 😔🏈

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

What. A. Play.

[Mahhrk @carver773]

Bears defense the 1st half

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Good morning! Are you rested, recharged and ready to take on the week”

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

has there ever been a sunday scarier … i can’t remember how to do anything.. i’m not ready

[Mahhrk @carver773]

Pilsen is stupid af

[LadyP @pauline44]

For anyone that hated the finale…
#StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

[Mahhrk @carver773]

Today was a good birthday, grateful.