Mark Mathias Sayre

Gone fishing.

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@lilypad13 thank you everything makes sense now

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@JeffSharlet @andizeisler he was going to but russia mistook him for a stray dog

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@TysonFoods in your defense, i don't even own a table... i'm homeless

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@duplicitron Day 1 starts now!

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@TacoBell why is that white guy eating a flatbread triple steak alone and watching shirtless black guys play basketball in your commercial?

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@CityofVanNuys in front of the mummy school aka the burn victim hospital

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@DIRECTV what button do I press to mute just Chris Collinsworth?

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@nitTWITStv is now on @funnyordie youtube! Check out @DannyZuker's sketch here! http://t.co/fL0xarueRU

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@BurgerKing Now that you put fries in your burgers maybe you can do another thing we all do and put actual beef in them too

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@Dschnoeb i thought under the dome just meant you had time warner?

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@lazerdoov this really puts a couple scenes in perspective for me now.

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@LadyCocoSea Ah thanks, ma'dear!

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@MandySlamberg don't let me steal thunder you should tweet it!

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@robfee put us (@nitTWITStv) on this sweet list of cool youtube channels and you should check out all of them http://t.co/29twKzd8CD

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@DavidKlein5 you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

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@2santMorrison HEY. I just discovered your music and wanted to let you know I think it's F*#$ING DOPE. Thank you.