Dartanian

Member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Griffin Giveaway: If Konnor Griffin gets 2 hits and Buccos win the home opener. I’m giving away 5 brand new Konnor Griffin jerseys. All you gotta do is 1) follow me. And 2) retweet this post. Good luck. LETS GO BUCS!

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Skenes Day: Celebrate Opening Day. 5 followers will get BRAND NEW Paul Skenes jerseys. If he strikes out 6 Mets. And the Buccos win the game. All you have to do is 1) Repost this. And 2) Follow me. Good Luck and Go Bucs!

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Are you ready for some (preseason) football? Retweet this and follow me to enter my Kaleb Johnson jersey giveaway. If he scores a touchdown 3 of you will get his jersey. If he scores and the Steelers win 5 (!!!) will get jerseys. Easy peezy.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Get this: If the Pirates WIN the series vs the Mets. A follower will win a Paul Skenes jersey. If the Pirates SWEEP the Mets 5 followers (!!!) will win Paul Skenes jerseys. All that you have to do. Is follow me and retweet this post. Easy as pie.

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

4 GAMES, 9 POINTS. YOUR RT IS A VOTE - GET LEO'S DAD TO ALL STAR.

#NHLAllStarVote Vincent Trocheck

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Perfect date. Perfect night. And then….ghosted. Welcome to dating in 2023.

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Kinda messed up that Fathers get a day and Sharks get a whole week when you consider that fathers attack way more people a year

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Why is it so hard to make guy friends?

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

A lot of y'all who said I couldn't fit this whole starfish in my mouth are real quiet these days.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

March Madness of Friendship

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward

[Dartanian @MarkMyTweetz]

@auditorstephen *entree

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I’m also going to this, to any child I see anywhere at all, I will yell the word Fentanyl in their fat little faces

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

It's crazy to see people driving without using Google Maps, just rawdogging geography.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Happy 50th birthday to Ben Affleck.

Here’s maybe the best thing he’s ever done - his drunken commentary on the Armageddon DVD.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This era of the internet was a fever dream