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I have been sitting outside the National Mississippi River Museum & Aquarium, reading the same book, for a long time. Account run by Museum & Aquarium staff.

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"Otters aren't cute."
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#InstagramDown Guess we use Twitter for selfies?

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These gnats are crazy, y'all.

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@IowaReader @PascoSheriff Otters are divas!

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Many have tried. It was a valiant attempt!

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We all know who they're coming to see. 😎

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We are excited to be listed among the top 25 things to do in Iowa according to the @DMRegister! We have a great summer of adventures on the horizon at the @RiverMuseum. Stop by and #ExploreSomethingNew https://t.co/9o5lbjX6Eb #WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa

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I suggested "Sammy."

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You've watched her developing in her egg sack, saw her hatch in our Conservation Lab, and ate cake at her gender reveal party. Now you can help name our Coral Catshark pup! 🦈 Vote 👉 https://t.co/tijUxZX28b
#WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa

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#GameofThrones #IfYouKnowYouKnow

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How is everyone enjoying third winter?

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Couple goals 👫 #WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa

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Celebrate this crazy planet we call home with a day full of fun activities, and stop by my bench and say, "Hi."

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Stop by tomorrow for Party for the Planet, featuring:

♂️♀️ Shark pup gender reveal party
🦈 Mobile shark touch tank
⛈️ @KCRG_FirstAlert 's @Kaj_OMara
🎥 Screenings of "Decoding the Driftless"
🐍 Live animal programs
🐸 Keeper chats

#WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa

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You going to eat all of those? 🍿

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A new player has entered the Game. #GameofThrones

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I inherited the powers of #Shazam, but they only turned me into an older, slightly larger bench/statue combination.

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Hey @Disney, it appears my scene was cut from the #StarWars #RiseOfSkywalker trailer...but at least you left my laugh in at the end.

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My gender reveal follows at 1 p.m.

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Baby boy? (doo doo doo doo doo doo) Baby girl? (doo doo doo doo doo doo) ♂️🦈♀️.

We're hosting a Gender Reveal Party for our Coral Catshark pup on at noon on April 20, in conjunction with our Party for the Planet event. Included with admission!

#WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa

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Normal heart rate:
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When I think about my mustache:
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I had six siblings, and if we all shared a room I'd probably run off and become a riverboat pilot. Oh wait...

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Happy #NationalSiblingsDay from a few of our six snake sisters! 🐍 This den of Diamond-backed Watersnake siblings share an exhibit in our Mississippi River Center and were born on-site on Aug. 9, 2011. #WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa #WednesdayWisdom

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I'd 👏 but one one of my hands is permanently welded to my bench.

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We are proud to be the first facility outside of Florida to take part in the @zoos_aquariums-Florida Reef Tract Rescue Project. Together we can help protect these threatened species and insure the world's 3rd largest reef thrives again! #AZASAFE #WhereIowaStarted #ThisIsIowa

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If the river gets any higher, I'm set.