Mark Hitchcock

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I want to come see your band girl!!

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

EXACTLY NICKKKAAAY!!

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

In this crazy political time @SteveKornacki is definitely my spirit animal ! Bringing us the data we need !

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

Hey @sethmeyers your recent episode with Alex Moffat of @nbcsnl has @TaranKillam listed as the guest in the @hulu description. Is this a joke I am missing?

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@HDTGM I know I am late to the game but could the Charles Barkley fascination in look who’s talking now be a BARKLEY dog pun we all missed ?

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@AskLyft @lyft how does a driver go about getting that sweet swag for hitting 1K rides given?

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@Uber_Support the passenger count down timer is not working.

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

. @PandoraSupport @pandoramusic why did I just have to listen to an ad to listen on premium when I am a paying premium customer? And why am I also paying $13 a month when it is now cheaper? Not cool, not cool at all!

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@pandoramusic what have you done!!! This new update...This is terrible. To much to fast ! To fast!

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

all the amazing stuff on @pandoramusic premium but no EQ ? Seriously ?

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@lyft @AskLyft @lyfteng FYI the driver app is not updating ride totals and earnings totals, it is still showing in payout area though. I am assuming it’s a bug with the update.

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@Uber_Support is my trade dress ever going to show up? I have already had suspicious/concerned/confused riders?

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@GRIT5150 @BellaArlene213 @FoxNews Please note that this trebuchet would not do anything but slam that person into the ground on top of the group of people pulling it #physics

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

[Virginia, yesterday]
-Purple state

[Virginia, today]
-State flag is an NPR tote bag
-Men are required to make sandwiches for women
-Confederate statues must show Harriet Tubman punching Robert E. Lee

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@buffalopundit That high bedrock is a SOB!

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@PublicEspresso And I have been behind you ever since!!

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@DeclanMHurley @StefanMychajliw Stefan- one time tv weatherman, @VoteVanessaG -CPA & attorney, comptroller - CFO of the county! It is plain to see. STOP SPREADING #FakeNews

[Vanessa Glushefski @votevanessag]

Hey @StefanMychajliw. You claim you have the best job in the world. So why do you already have a foot out the door even as you're running?

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@jtailor0744 @NFL @buffalobills @nyjets @nflnetwork Sunday Sunday Sunday UFC 9901!!!!!

[Mark Hitchcock @Mark_Hitchcock]

@HeyRaChaCha He is the right tool for the job!