☆ m a r l e a ☆

[☆ m a r l e a ☆ @MarleaElizabeth]

see y’all in class tomorrow!! 🤠 @LSU

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Anyone else notice that when one of our heroes was assinated in cold blood if front of thousands of people including his wife and young kids that not a single store in America had to board up their windows?

That tell us everything you need to know.

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Rest in Peace, Charlie

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

#6 Emergency Medicine (use with caution, may buy you a ring):

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

God Bless America

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me in the middle of the night trying to figure out what’s wrong with me

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

after saying I wasn't crying

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Tomorrow is Monday again.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“I don't like physical contact”
me with specific people:

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me having flashbacks of me being crazy

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

The only straight men allowed to have podcasts.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

This would be the world rn if Taylor Swift was Plankton

[greg @greg16676935420]

So you’re telling me we can accidentally lose a $70M fighter jet, but if I send my friend $11 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

caesar when brutus stabbed him