Retired clown.

bola Moyo amwene.
nothing to see here

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[AKA @akaworldwide]

As bad as it may get, at least there’s always Arsenal 😂😂😂 hahaha.

[Mtumbuka Uja @UVM_Tweets]

Mukuyankhulisatu. Anthu ena ndi a canal mind. Azaku panda ni.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"Who got you smiling like that?" The weed, bruh. I'm high as shit

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

I told her i’m hungry and she told me to go and eat.
i blocked her immediately
broke girl

[alexei @alexeixbt]

"then i saved our entire bloodline because i locked in"

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

hate when people think i’m ignoring them, nigga i’m high as fuck

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

welcome to college. where every single person is smarter than u except for the 3 people in ur group project

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

Smokers are the worst texters. they're either too busy smoking, forget they have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i open Instagram, everyone’s partying.
when i open Twitter, it feels like everyone’s at home, under a blanket, scrolling on their phone😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

sometimes i repost sad stuff but low-key i am not sad, i just remember how it felt

[Softboy @softboywin]

*apologizes for being distant*

*goes ghost again*

[Zion @zionszzn]

I’m never beating the easily irritated allegations

[$ @jxtsummer]

no ego, just a boy who wants to improve himself everyday

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My love language is that you’re the only person not ignored on the days I don’t want to talk to anyone.

[🦢 @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[• @WordsCocoon]

congratulations!