Stephen Norris

I don’t say anything that serious.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

The fat lady at work told me that I eat too much fruit and that it isn’t good for me.

Let that sink in. #fatass #fruitcake #getinthegymyoubitch

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

Oh darn 🙃

[SuperTalk News @SuperTalkNews]

Ole Miss has been eliminated from the College World Series after falling to Troy 12-8 on Sunday.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

So today my wife has proceeded to call me old, fat, and retarded. I can take two of the three any day like a champ but all three in one day hurts.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

@TheCamProgram I’ve watch it with my son every 4th of July. Fantastic watch.

[Dudy Noble Field @DudyNobleField]

Mississippi State had 2 grads working on the Artemis mission sending man back to the moon!

Matthew Ramsey, a former Diamond Dawg pitcher, and Parker Glass!

Both are Aerospace Engineer graduates from Mississippi State, and join a long heritage of sending man to the moon!

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

Increasable moment! I streamed non stop since 8am this morning. It was great right up until lift off. Why was the production so bad at lift off? The shuttle launch cameras at take off were so much better. What happened?

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

@MattWalshBlog You have a lot of good takes Matt, I like you, but you’re take on DEI being the reason we haven’t been back to the moon is fucking retarded. Nixon slashing the budget and the lack of monetary value of what the moon provided with the technology at the time is the reason.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

@TheCamProgram I been streaming coverage all day. So bad ass!!

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

Love that energy!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dudes only want one thing and it’s to go back to the fricken moon

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

Tiger…..

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Officials have announced that Tiger Woods has been arrested of driving under the influence following his involvement in a rollover crash.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

RIP Uncle Chuck. I hardly knew ya.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Chuck Norris.

A legend.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

@NUCLRGOLF B. Carnage with the US Open, Coffee golf at historic venues, My favorite event of all time, and 16. Come on now. The masters is a snoozefest and the rest are exhibitions. Yeah B not even close.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

@KylePorterNS Sells jet skies in the Miami area.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

I need ole Joe to have a word with my wife.

[College Transfer Portal @CollegeFBPortal]

NEW: Ole Miss coach Joe Judge tells pregnant partners of players during the season that the father has to play good football.

“He needs to be in another room, detached… he ain’t waking up for midnight feedings.”

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

If I had a dollar for every time someone said “smells like a job for daddy” right after my son shits his pants……

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

CARSON BECK ENDS THE OLE MISS SEASON

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

Gosh I can’t imagine what these bama fans are going through right now. They just can’t catch a break.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

Random thought of the day: was reminiscing about the activities the night prior with my lovely wife I have 2 kids with and realized I’m the definition of a mother f….r.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

@TheCamProgram Bernthol is the fn man.

[Stephen Norris @MaroonManNorris]

My neighbor just brought me some banana bread. Hell yeah dude!