Mars One Reject

I promise I won't plant grapefruits on Mars.

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Every week I crush up a bag of Cheetos and inhale it to prepare for dust storms. Other people use "masks" and are NOT DEDICATED, MARS ONE

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@Mystic_Junior @NASA @YouTube GOOD QUESTION is it astronaut poop???!!!

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Another new star wars, and not one Y wing in sight. SO UNREALISTIC

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o pioneers, o pioneers, who ate the last goddamn string cheese

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summer days full of summer fillets

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SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY MARS

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So tired of the earth with its pollution and grapefruits. Send me to the mars, please

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intergalactic toilets. your move, elon musk

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SO MAYBE MY SO-CALLED 'MICROPENIS" ISNT GOING TO HELP POPULATE MARS, BUT IT SAVES ON WEIGHT AND WEIGHT = ROCKET FUEL= MONEY, BITCHEZZZ

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so much clay on mars, you can do the pottery scene from ghost 6000 times a day. Thats a lot of royalties to the righteous brothers, mars one

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@MarsOneProject @whatculture here's how I'm preparing: showering with dust and making jello shots with Tang. NO ONE is more prepared than me

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@MarsOneProject @AstronomyNow this is nothing next to the giant impact my jazz fusion band would have on martian culture if you'll let me go

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"People should never be rejected from Mars."

- Mark Twain , aka Samuel Clemens, aka The Great Bambino

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some of you spend all day ”tweeting" instead of codifying laws for mars. i do both.

Law #74: Hamilton tickets shall cost no more than $5.98

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they keep telling me to delete my tweets, for the sake of decorum, but I will NOT be bullied by the cast of Wishbone

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MARS: phone-company free since 1988

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here we go agains with the policee staet trying to regularate the amount of peanut fish in my air conditioning

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I WILL GIVE UP ON MARS WHEN AMERICA GIVES UP ON ITS NATIONAL PAST TIME "JAZZ"

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ok look, it's come to my attentions that some of you have publicly said grapefruit is "just fine". PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SELVES. thakn you.

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Shit to do on mars, seriously top priority shit:
- science
- more refined science
- dinosaurs?
- trampolines to forever
- a modest sandwich

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i'm the Mike Collins of my own life