JENNY SAY PAR!

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[Jedi @dhe3g]

Imma always retweet this cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Y’all don’t know how to call older women beautiful without focusing on youth and I think that’s weird. She looks like she’s in her 60s AND she’s gorgeous

[sari azout @sariazout]

Whenever someone tells me they're expecting their first baby and they're nervous, I tell them the following: 'Oh my goodness, that's wonderful. I am so happy for you. Listen, of course you're nervous but here's the deal: you're ready for all the bad stuff. You've been very tired before. You've been in pain before. You've been worried about money before. You've felt like an incapable moron before. So you'll be fine with the difficult parts! You're already a pro. What you're NOT ready for is the wonderful parts. NOTHING can prepare you for how amazing this will be. There is no practice for that.

(via Rob Delaney, A Heart That Works)

[chase blaise @CHASEBLAlSE]

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

[CallUnc @Callunc]

The first filter we will never forget 😂😂

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

African culture no dey ever tell una how to build infrastructure or world record breaking research, it’s only how to limit women.

[🍒🧁ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴅʏ🧁🍒 @ilovealkira]

Raven-Symoné saying That’s So Raven wasn’t a Black show is crazy asf 😭 You had a baldheaded Black daddy, a mama with locs AND you had VISIONS… girl, bffr 😭😭😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I genuinely CANNOT engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time

[Pritika @pritika_9]

One of the best things about getting in shape is how good a basic T-shirt and jeans start to look. The physique is 90% of the outfit.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???

[kemi @kemimarie]

girl no

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Stop by after work”

Are you insane.

[AFNYC☆ @afashionistanyc]

You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

“Why was she out alone at night?”
Why do men think the night belongs to them and women are prey? Let’s start there.

[EMMA @emma_n_ken]

The toilet 🫣

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[‏ً @itsnwts]

It’s just the same way your hairline is receding and I know you wanted to have hair. It’s not in our personal control. I hope that helps.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

London has far too many restaurants, cuisines, and cultures serving food from every corner of the world for this statement to hold up. This is clearly a skill issue or lack thereof. Rather than doing research, you came online to announce that you don’t know how to plan a trip properly or that you’re surrounded by people with no taste. Don’t eat then.