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[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Maende wapi?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

29 more Starlink satellites.

Over 10,000 in orbit now.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink V3 satellites have >10X bandwidth of V2 and there’ll be >10X launched, which means >100X more bandwidth.

Also, altitude will be 350km vs 550km, so min latency can be cut in half.

Light travels 300km/ms in space, so physics round trip min latency drops to <5ms.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Eric @amerix]

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

[GIDEON MUFC @GBUnitedx]

🚨 SHOCKING NEWS 😥

Since 2004, Arsenal fans had to watch Chelsea lift 5 Premier Leagues, 2 Champions Leagues, Club World Cup, FIFA Intercontinental cup and Europa Leagues.

They had to watch Man Utd win 5 Premier Leagues, Champions League, FIFA Intercontinental cup and Europa League

They had to watch Man City lift 8 Premier Leagues, FIFA Intercontinental cup and Champions League.

They had to watch Liverpool lift Europa Leagues, Champions League twice, FIFA Intercontinental cup and Premier League twice.

Please, whatever they say, understand them, they have tráuma

But they have to think that even Leicester City didn't go this crazy, winning Premier League should be nothing special unless you're a small club.

Everyone should remain humble unless he had sung "Champions of Europe"

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[V3tory @v3toryy]

All the cell phones I've ever had 😊

[Helen Casanova | Seduction Palace @HelenCasanova_]

A woman said, "My husband never says 'I love you.' Not once."

She was ready to leave.

Then one day their child became sick at midnight.

Before she could move, her husband was already dressed, carrying the child, starting the car, calling the doctor....

[Imran Sokwala @ISokwala]

Mishaps are part of the journey, and it’s often through them that legends are born and nurtured. I’m incredibly proud of this young lad who, despite taking a topple, showed true racing spirit. Watching people celebrate him was inspiring and sparked a bigger idea in my mind which is, creating an open kids’ day where young ones can come, learn a thing or two about cars, and see firsthand what really happens in a garage. I truly believe many kids in this generation are more hands-on than classroom-bound, and they thrive when given the chance to explore and create. In time, I look forward to inviting you and your children to such workshop sessions at @PrecisionAutoKE . Congratulations to the young driver and your bravery and passion are already setting you on a great path. Also not forgetting, special thanks to the @mud4fun_ke team for fast response to recover the car.

[😎 THE PHILOSOPHER 😎 @THEEGYPTIANIST1]

حد فهم حاجه ؟

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Any driver will tell you driving on a rainy night is the most challenging thing .But there are people on the same night with big boy vehicles that will pass you at high speed with the help of their lane assist and high beams. There are those with old cars but they have been using that road frequently they know every pothole and bump this will pass you and disappear while you struggle. There are others that have big cars but they can't see, this will move at your speed and even be behind you to copy Paste your moves all their advantages count for nothing. By the road side you will see some who have given up completely and have parked their cars . This is the analogy of life .

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

UNDERSTAND YOUR MEDS & KNOW THEIR PURPOSE

Paracetamol – Pain and fever.
​Ibuprofen – Inflammation, pain and fever.
​Morphine – Severe pain (Opioid).
​Tramadol – Moderate to severe pain.
​Gabapentin – Neuropathic (nerve) pain and seizures.
​Aspirin – Pain, fever and prevention of blood clots.
​Amoxicillin – Various bacterial infections.
​Ciprofloxacin – Urinary tract and digestive infections.
​Doxycycline – Bacterial infections and acne.
​Azithromycin – Respiratory and skin infections.
​Metronidazole – Protozoal and certain bacterial infections.
​Amlodipine – Hypertension (High blood pressure) and chest pain.
​Losartan – Hypertension and kidney protection in diabetes.
​Bisoprolol – Heart failure and hypertension (Beta-blocker).
​Enalapril – Hypertension and heart failure.
​Ramipril – Hypertension and post-heart attack care.
​Hydrochlorothiazide – Diuretic used for hypertension and swelling.
​Digoxin – Heart arrhythmias (like Atrial Fibrillation).
​Atorvastatin – High cholesterol.
​Rosuvastatin – High cholesterol management.
Fluoxetine – Depression, OCD and panic disorder (SSRI).
​Sertraline – Depression and social anxiety.
​Escitalopram – Depression and generalized anxiety.
​Mirtazapine – Depression and insomnia.
​Diazepam – Anxiety, muscle spasms and seizures (Benzodiazepine).
​Lorazepam – Anxiety and sedation.
​Clonazepam – Seizure disorders and panic attacks.
​Levetiracetam – Epilepsy/Seizures.
​Omeprazole – Acid reflux (GERD) and stomach ulcers.
​Pantoprazole – GERD and erosive esophagitis.
​Famotidine – Acid reflux and heartburn.
​Domperidone – Nausea and vomiting.
​Loratadine – General allergies (Non-drowsy).
​Cetirizine – Allergic rhinitis and hives.
​Albuterol (Salbutamol) – Asthma, COPD and bronchospasm rescue.
​Montelukast – Asthma maintenance and seasonal allergies.
​Metformin – Type 2 Diabetes (blood sugar control).
​Insulin – Diabetes Mellitus (Type 1 and Type 2).
​Levothyroxine – Hypothyroidism (underactive thyroid).
​Warfarin – Anti-coagulant (blood thinner).
​Clopidogrel – Anti-platelet (prevents blood clots).
​Furosemide – Edema (fluid retention) and hypertension.
​Prednisolone – Potent anti-inflammatory steroid.
​Allopurinol – Gout prevention.
​Tamsulosin – Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (enlarged prostate).
​Methotrexate – Rheumatoid arthritis and certain cancers.
​Sildenafil – Erectile dysfunction and pulmonary hypertension.
​Betamethasone – Skin inflammation and itching (topical).

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

I have done every single one of this. OMG. Some will never understand

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Abnormal car parts sounds you shouldn’t ignore.

To my car owners

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

FYI

car trouble sounds.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

HOW TO READ SOMEONE'S CHARACTER WITHOUT THEM KNOWING:

1. Life level: seen from shoes
2. Health: seen from nails
3. Family: seen from how they sit
4. Attitude: seen from the corner of the eye
5. Personality: seen from how they laugh.
5. Self-confidence: seen from how they walk
7. Loyalty: seen from how they look at their partner.
8. Honesty: Seen when given a mandate (responsibility).

[Wellness wins @Bro_Code_x]

Apple doesn't want you to know this because it could save your iPhone battery big time! 💯👇