Martin Davidheiser

sheetz is better than wawa

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

Terrible things don’t feel real until it’s one of your own people. Life’s crazy, appreciate your best friends everyday because you never know when they’re gonna be gone in the blink of an eye...

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

good one @rudygobert27

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

gimme Larry at the 5 over Patrick any day

[ESPN @espn]

Squidward's a shooter. SpongeBob is versatile. Mr. Krabs brings the muscle.

Here's a potential Bikini Bottom starting 5, with an assist from Kyrie ⤵️

[Sam @samlongacre]

replies 🔽🔽🔽

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

when you gonna stop sayin this shit n actually do it

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

but when they kill or target black people they just get a slap on the wrist right? 🤧

[Pat Toomey (US Sen. ret.) @SenToomey]

Given the life-threatening dangers police officers face every day, we have an obligation to send a message to criminals: if you kill or target a cop, expect the death penalty. My Thin Blue Line Act does just that: https://t.co/Ev5Yj1ORwk

[Kat Timpf @KatTimpf]

It's always been interesting to me how one major party believes gun laws won't stop shootings but abortion laws will stop abortions & the other major party believes gun laws will stop shootings but abortion laws won't stop abortions & this all just makes sense to everyone somehow

[Alvin Kamara @A_kamara6]

Sad as hell...

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

November. Rick and Morty is returning in November.
#WarnerMediaUpfront @adultswim

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

@peyton_schlott cold take

[MIGOS™ @Migos]

RT if you want culture 3

[Marcus Thomas Jr. @Marcus_T33]

@AthleteTweetts I would sell my left leg for this game 🔥🔥

[Joshua Gabriel Oluwaseyi @joshgseyi]

So this Nigerian teen from Akwa Ibom state created this Caterpillar which he controls with water and syringe.. This was filmed earlier today in Uyo state secretariat...please retweet until his talent matters.

[Berdj @BerdjOdabachian]

I had to. Here's Lillard's game-winning shot with Titanic music.

[brick james @bricksquvd_]

niggas in frats eat semen cookies to get in and wanna act like this lmaoo

[Marcus Thomas Jr. @Marcus_T33]

@MartinDheiser Sad to think that there are hundreds of other cases that are not even caught on camera 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

so apparently protecting your face from being smashed on the pavement is "resisting arrest" 🧐

[Martin Davidheiser @MartinDheiser]

@drewkingg_ @johnnyc_00 and the quote is in the report...?